incontinence

fecal incontinence growing problem in USA ( too many gay's too few butts )

I have fecal incontinence use my mexican washcloth after butt plug & try more blow horn. Lighten up dude just stay next to the pot.

by itichie_nocanpo July 2, 2006

Inconvinient

When you got your pants down inthe middle of Harrods and the Queen of England is Fainting.
By this time youv'e shit all of the gold plated floor because you are embarresed.
You are even more embarresed

Queenie - One might say thats rather inconvinient.
You - NO SHIT!

by GirlSkater January 31, 2004

inconVINCEable

When chillz down to earth, hippie stoner, VINCE will not believe what’s not going on anyways… you lose 🤩 Gma didn’t even wake up speak to me with your big boy voice, chest out!

All your silly tech toys drones and speakers are on 5, ours go to 11!! inconVINCEable at best brotato chip, grow up!!! And calm yo ass down smoke some weed or something.

by Inconvinceable Walri pilot 👨‍✈️ October 4, 2022

Inconvinient O'Clock

This is when you have something happen at an inconvinient time

Stupid people ringing me at inconvinient o'Clock

by Jack Spank9049 December 25, 2022

Political Incontinence

When a political figure can't control his mouth about some things and nasty things come out of it.

Bowling game points of Obama:

Person a: "Did you hear what Obama said on Leno about his bowling game?"

Person b: "No"

Person a: "He said he bowled a 129 and that he played like special olympics".

Person b: "Oh, right, that's a case of political incontinence."

by franclml April 8, 2009

financial incontinence

In*con*ti*nence, noun (L. incontinentia)

A condition that results in the pissing away of money; piss away money.

I'd be rich if it wasn't for my financial incontinence.

by Matt Haysom February 6, 2009

headphone incontinence

the socially inappropriate incapacity to keep the noise from one's headphones from leaking all over nearby people (e.g., bus/subway/train passengers, coworkers)

The quiet car is sometimes soaked with headphone incontinence.

by human unit 19NN-NN-NNTNN:NN:NN January 6, 2015