The Illegal Immigrant Fart

The act in which a woman farts normally; but instead of it traveling out into the crisp air for proper fermentation, it travels into the vagina with no greeting or documentation ready at the time of entry. The fart is then blown back out and deported as a queef. Afterwards, there is usually a sense of serious pain and regret for one's own existence. A want for a shower also usually follows.

"Wow, something stinks around here. It must be The Illegal Immigrant Fart because it smells like fish and shit."

by QuenchingQueefer June 6, 2022

Arizona Immigration Law SB1070

A law that makes a ton of sense yet people are still bitching about it. Mainly illegals.

Guy: Dude, Arizona Immigration Law SB1070 actually makes sense

Illegal: It's wrong!!

Guy: Pussy.

by CthulhuCalls April 30, 2010

internet immigrant

Someone who has not grown up with the current technology.

"I wasn't born here; I travelled to these shores of technology. I'm an internet immigrant."

by Rose of Malice January 9, 2009

immivasion

An invasion through immigration.

"This European migrant crisis is an IMMIVASION!"

by Political Hierarchy May 30, 2016

immigrant

A term corrupted by the political agenda of parties wishing to garner large quantitites of votes easily.

Democrat: Dude, if we pretend that we really care about mexicans and call them immigrants, they'll all vote for us and we can keep having slave labor from those brown bastards!

Republican:Okay, but we also have to pretend like there is a difference between the two parties.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

immigreat

A foreigner who has entered or resides in a country unlawfully but who possesses a better work ethic than the native residents.

I hired a new gardener last week, he's a real immigreat!

by custardduck August 6, 2014

immigrant excitement

When you've lived in a country for over 10 years but you still get excited when you see a major landmark that you probably see everyday.

"Omg, that's the CN Tower!"
"Yeah I know, we see it everyday"
"Yea but still...the CN Tower!"

"Mike has such immigrant excitement sometimes even though he is born here"

by DE_20 January 15, 2017