imaginary friend

A constant companion that nobody can see except children and the religious.

When I was a child my imaginary friends used to talk about me behind my back.

by The Glans Punis May 21, 2005

Imaginary Sex

Claiming to have had sex when none of your friends believe you.

"why's your bed all wet?"

"I had the most amazing sex last night."
"with who?"

"I don't know."
"are you sure it happened?"
"actually maybe I didn't"
"Just another case of imaginary sex"

by Arby2013 October 17, 2009

Imaginary Boner

The thing that happens when a guy has a boner and thinks it's noticeable, but it's really not because his penis is too small and he can't come to terms with this fault.

girl: DO you EVER get boners!

boy: Oh I do, just you never look at the right times.

girl: that's cuz it's an imaginary boner

by TrippedOutSkaterEmo January 19, 2009

imaginary apple

To "shine an imaginary apple" is to be pleased with oneself.

Person 1 "Someones happy"
Person 2 "How can you tell?"
Person 1 "Someguy just shined his imaginary apple"

by Samuraisony October 02, 2006

imaginary friend

A fictional companion, often created out of loneliness. Imaginary friends can often be found congregating around definitions of non-celebrities, singing the praises of the person in question.

OMG, John is so awesome. He's loved by his mobs of friends, his family, and even complete strangers he meets on the street. He's friendly, and well-mannered, with nary a hair out of place. John's amazing at sports and all the ladies are unable to resist his charms and good looks. Plus, he's such a great friend. I don't know where I'd be today if I'd never met the paragon of perfection that is John.

by An Imaginary Friend

by With Hidden Noise April 19, 2006

imaginary muffin

a word or phrase made up just to annoy the shit out of someone.

Oh yeah he was just saying that as an imaginary muffin.

by rachaelah February 11, 2007

Imaginary Lover

The person who is always sexually available and willing to indulge all of your fantasies when your real life partner will not. This person could be a pop icon, the hottie next door, an office co-worker or the one you masturbate to. Also the title of a cheesy Atlanta Rhythm Section song from 1978.

Last Friday Greg stared down at his Gin and Tonic alone at the bar, went home, and jacked off to his imaginary lover.

by Metrosexual Caveman September 04, 2010