a store.
a furnature store.
a swedish furnature store.
-most things are cheap!
-the hot dogs are 50 cents.
-ice cream is good
-a lot of attractive people
2 bad things about the store:
-everything comes in 3 colors: blue, yellow and green. (sometimes red.)
-you have to put it all together (which can take from 2 minutes to 3 years)
a furnature store.
a swedish furnature store.
-most things are cheap!
-the hot dogs are 50 cents.
-ice cream is good
-a lot of attractive people
2 bad things about the store:
-everything comes in 3 colors: blue, yellow and green. (sometimes red.)
-you have to put it all together (which can take from 2 minutes to 3 years)
"I am so bored."
"Let's go to IKEA and hang out"
"OK, but I only have 1 dollar"
"that will buy you two hot dogs"
"ok, let's go"
"Let's go to IKEA and hang out"
"OK, but I only have 1 dollar"
"that will buy you two hot dogs"
"ok, let's go"
by dontdothattwice May 20, 2009
best furniture store ever. most of the stuff there is from europe and designed by euorpeans. makes taking your stuff home easy because they use the flat packing method.
by skin May 16, 2005
John: One of the legs from that table I bought at IKEA broke today.
Juan: Meh, it cost only $15, and you got a year out of it.
Juan: Meh, it cost only $15, and you got a year out of it.
by Jrayk December 21, 2006
I just got a shelf made out of particle board from IKEA it came in a flat box and was in a thousand pieces, it took me an hour to put the damn thing together but at least it lasted two weeks.
by paulgar December 22, 2008
IKEA has the best Swedish meatballs.
by dinopwn February 02, 2015
A Swedish furniture store with literally the best, most modern furniture ever. Super cute curtains and bed sheets if you ever need them. FREAKING AMAZING FOOD...try the chicken strips and swedish meatballs they are delish
by Spellerkid21 September 21, 2017