by M Topper September 23, 2005
Get the mojomug. by ericri October 15, 2009
Get the mojomug. by Spencer Sword October 14, 2004
Get the MOJOmug. Mojo - A balding and objectively ugly person who is watching his close friends come out of the closet (the gay closet) one by one and is torn because he wants to admit his love for anal sex too but cannot. He expresses this frustration by beating women and stealing their sofas. He also dates very young women and gets them addicted to coke so that they do not notice what and ugly fraud he truly is.
Yo bro, you see that guy over there that can't get into graduate school, is banging a retarded teenager, and likes to beat petite women who slightly resemble elves? What a mojo!!
by Baceisgay1 April 16, 2009
Get the Mojomug. by Celton July 6, 2004
Get the Mojomug. by An randomn guyn September 14, 2019
Get the Mojomug. a person who possesses rare knowledge or extremely skilled with a subject or activity. This person is usually very deft at explaining complex subjects or ideas with ease and simplicity. Well coordinated or gifted with a talent.
The new professor in the physics dept is the mojo.
That woman is a mojo at badminton.
Stuart killed me at Jenga, he is a mojo.
That woman is a mojo at badminton.
Stuart killed me at Jenga, he is a mojo.
by xpez August 24, 2007
Get the MOJOmug.