Insperection

An inspiration fueled erection, usually caused by a surge of temporary motivation.

The speaker at the financial success Ted Talk today really gave me a raging insperection, gonna have to rub one out later.

by creamyswingset2001 January 15, 2023

cunt inspector

Someone who looks inside of bitches dirty hairy hatchet wounds to find old tampons, lint, pieces of shitty toilet paper because they wipe from back to front, cum from random dudes they raw dogged, and old dried up blood clots from their last months period. -Dirty mike and the boys provided this information and it is all accurate.

The cunt inspector instantly puked after smelling the dirty slice of any chick ever because they are sluts. Her cunt smelled of ammonia, garlic, fish, and pussy farts.

by Dirty Mike H. July 6, 2015

Cock Inspector

Someone who has a keen and inappropriate interest in other men's penises

J.D is the Cock Inspector. No one can have a shower after a game without him hanging around and checking out our dicks. He's always talking about who's dick is bigger. It's a bit weird really.

by Jonesy! July 11, 2016

Short arm inspection

An medical inspection in the military where soldiers are checked for sexually transmitted disease.

I failed the short arm inspection because I had a leaking faucet.

by Earl F. Parrish May 28, 2006

Inspector Javert

Javert is a anti-hero in the musical Les Miserables. The most amazing character in any musical. An attractive, and very dominatant source of power, because he is DA LAWR. You will love Javert.

''So who are you dressing up as at halloween?''
''The Lawr"
"Oh so Inspector Javert right"
"Yeah."

by javertbear February 3, 2012

Lunch Inspector

A term for the male reproductive organ (penis)

Open your legs sweet cheeks, you've got a meeting with the Lunch Inspector

by Horsing von Gam June 30, 2009

ET Inspec'a'lo

To covertly inspect the foreign genital area of an unknown, intimate female partner while engaged in the initial stages of intimate behavior. This is normally done by smelling one's finger after it has been moistened by the vaginal fluids of one's partner to determine the cleanliness, stench, and freshness of the partner's vagina. (Inspec'a'lo = Inspect the "low". pronounced "inspecalo")

Dude, I gave her the ET inspec'a'lo and her pussy smelled like strawberries! I had to go down on her!

We were fooling around and I wanted to go down on her so I pulled an ET Inspec'a'lo and her vag smelled horrible so there was no way I was going to eat her out!

by ADW-The Wet September 13, 2010