Hyperteamesia

When you forget about a cup of tea because it was too hot and you were waiting for it to cool down and when you finally get to it, its cold, or you simply misplaced the cup only to realize later in panic

Barry: I made an amazing cup of tea but i managed to forget again! i must have Hyperteamesia

by Funnyjormoyable January 27, 2017

penile hypertrophy

when you beat your weewee too much it go boom and zzzzzz and ooga booga and ding ding ding

wanker: i just achieved penile hypertrophy..
wanker 2: nice

by Nicholas Gur April 10, 2022

Cyber Hypertension

A common disorder in which blood pressure remains abnormally high after online fight

Amanda suffered from Cyber Hypertension after her boyfriend broke up with her.

by Wolf- Nick Adams January 9, 2010

Hyperjunk

Another way of describing a woman's booty to say that it is really huge

"Have you seen Vida Guerra, that chick has some serious hyperjunk."

by Faraz Khalid October 9, 2008

Hyperthought

a stage of thought when your thoughts are raceing constantly. usually granting you superhuman mental abilities.

dude i hyperthought about fucking your mom last night.
dude i hypethought about that riddle and solved it in 5 seconds

by 24grant24 December 12, 2009

hypertweet

To constantly update content on social networking sites.

I had to block him he would hypertweet all day.

by SlickVik August 16, 2010

Hypertreifecoma or HTC

This is a coma induced by enthusiastic eating of "treife" or non kosher food, typically in a Chinese restaurant. This is not the same as simply eating a non kosher item. In this case the large selection of "treife" encourages the sinner to taste everything, which quickly induces this dangerous condition. To date there is no cure, and palliative care including chicken soup and gefilte fish is the recommended route of treatment.

And in other news, another "Hypertreifecoma or HTC" victim tonight was found in a local Chinese restaurant... our sources report that chicken soup had to be rushed from area soup banks... more at 11 pm

by cleansingbreath March 5, 2011