Hurkey

A human that you like that is over weight. When the apocalypse happens u eat it and the person is fat so you get the extra meat to eat.

I ate hurkey on my way to school.

by Man27 May 18, 2016

hurker

A huge line of cocaine

"i Just did u huge hurker and im tweekin"

by o_O_o October 25, 2006

hurkles

The feeling felt when being tickled. A Mixture of Pain and Tickles.

Stop Tickleing me! it Hurkles!

by Mark Cahill July 14, 2006

hurkle

an emission or expulsion of air followed by a secretion of fluid from the vagina on the face of one's sexual partner

"Damn, that bitch just hurkled on me."

by Tommy Jefferson December 30, 2008

Hurkea

1: Daddy figure 2: Hoe Tamer 3: Step bro 3: More Known than x1

Hurkea is my daddy

by The Real God Himself July 2, 2021

Ethan Hurkett

Short like really short like the amount people who like Jacob Minecraft

I'm only 2 inches tall I must be Ethan Hurkett

by FuckItGeckoTime December 23, 2019

Hurky Jerky

The act of masturbating while staring at one's own rectum in the mirror.

"I wanted to watch anal sex videos but my internet went down, so the best I could do was give myself a HURKY JERKY."

by Autopsyturvey January 31, 2010