Cliff Huxtable

The act of drugging a bi-racial family and having sex with their collective anii. (Anuses)

I Cliff Huxtabled my neighbors, and they didnt press charges.

by notfornothing14 December 14, 2014

Hustad

A town in Norway.

The Surname of the greatest family in existence. The Hustad Clan is known for being both good looking and having IQ's above 160. It is also not uncommon for them to be able to drink large quantities of alcohol and not even be buzzed. Hustad's are also the most humble people you will ever meet.

A surfing term for someone that can hang 11. Their 10 toes and long penis.

A term used to describe a viking that can drink all of the Norse Gods under the table.

"Wow, that guy is so incredibly good looking and smart, he must be a Hustad."

"Dude, i was surfing and i was able to do a Hustad for about 30 seconds."

"Look at that Hustad drink, Odin and Thor are already down and Sif is about to pass out."

by Norwasian September 1, 2009

Hiptard

Person that is too hip to be able to do operate correctly as a standard hipster. This person, while not necessarily mentally handicapped, displays cognitions of being hip just for the sake of being hip.

Look at that dude over there on his MacBook Pro. He is obviously too much of a 'hiptard' to be able to troubleshoot standard hardware.

by Bangarang Rufio October 7, 2010

Going Huxtable

The act of settling down, finding a good job, and starting a family.

She is so fine, I could totally go Huxtable with that chick.

by dtox June 16, 2005

Huxtable Swimming Lesson

Any sexual act occuring in any Bathtub or swimming pool. Used on The Cosby Show in the 1980's when Cliff and Clair wanted to go upstairs and bang in the shower "Come on dear, lets take a Huxtable swimming lesson"

Guy 1: There is a lot of banging noise coming from the bathroom. Guy 2: Yeah Jeff and Sarah are taking a Huxtable swimming lesson

by Motherfuckinglyricalwordsmith August 23, 2010

droppin' off the Huxtables

poopin'

Just thinking about doing that rail makes me have to go drop off the Huxtables.

by Rob December 27, 2002

hurtabiss

To be the biggest idiot in the world and have bad breath.

Yo, dat man is such a hurtabiss!

by cotey October 4, 2006