I was hunting kernels last night with the old lady. Pulled a few out and wiped em off with her new blouse.

Man I might as well have been a corn farmer last night cause I was seriously hunting kernels with that filthy whore.

Hunting Kernels by Dick Onchin November 9, 2020

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Hunting and Pecking

(Also known as H and P.) Hunting and Pecking refers to somebody who is extremely slow at typing. The way H and P-ers type is searching the keyboard row by row finding the key to press, then hitting that key and repeating the process. Some people such as myself find this extremely irritating because you just would like to get up, punch the typer in the head, sit down and began typing at 1000+ words a minute.

Nerd: Type faster...please type faster or I'll wound you!
Typer: Click...Click...Click...
Nerd: AGGHHHH!!!!

Hunting and Pecking by Mehro November 28, 2004

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Hunting Season

The time of year where most guys named Andre go sit in the woods for no good fucking reason knowing damn well they won’t shoot a fucking deer

Andre: sup cunt boyz, it’s hunting season!
Friends: Andre you have never shot a deer.

Andre: yes I have!

Friends: Andre the only thing you’ve shot is a load of cum in your own ass hole

Hunting Season by HugeHunterWithTinyPenis September 14, 2019

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hunting accident

What happens to a dog that is unrestrained by its owner that torments livestock, bites your children or defecates on your redwood deck more than once.

Princess is gonna have a hunting accident this weekend.

hunting accident by harry flashman July 15, 2003

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