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human diary

The equivalent of a diary but representing a person. In other words your best friend. The person who knows everything about you and you trust them to keep your memories, thoughts, and feelings safe.

Many people refer to their lover as their human diary.
by In love with Angelica April 8, 2017
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vege-human

the newest vegan product by Worthington most useful while proselytizing to various cannibalistic tribes in Africa and inner Australia.
Sauteed in olive oil and garlic, this vege-human is quite tasty. All the body of the real thing with none of the guilt.
by ken69 January 27, 2009
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Human Glue

The vision of Tracey's swinging knockers was too much for Liam to bare. As he sat on the bus with his shopping bags hiding his bulge, he discharged violently and without contol, filling his trousers with a seemingly endless stream of cock sick.
He felt hollow, desperate to clean up his awful mess. But with 8 stops to go he could do nothing but let himself dry, the spunk fusing his leg hairs to his pants like Human Glue
by Herbert Schweffe August 19, 2018
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Huahwi

Amazing video gamer, Asian, has a tendency to leave things for a very long time, cold hands.
Man... This guy is Huahwi v2
by very very very very cold hands January 10, 2015
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human verification

A Fucking Stupid 100 Hour long servey that is "Required" before you Hack or Cheat on a game that disappoints you and blocks you from becoming a hacker and breaking the limits of how much you can progress in your Video Games.
Joe: I can't wait to Finally hack and break the Limit and give myself 99999999999 Coins!
Computer: Please Complete a Survey To Verify that you are Human.
An Eterinity Later...
Joe: I CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS ANYMORE ELSE MY HEAD WILL EXPLODE AND TO WHOEVER INVENTED HUMAN VERIFICATION SERVEYS...FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVED!
by HeavySquashedMegaTurtle June 10, 2017
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Human Warehouse

Nursing or retirement home. Any place where people reside in numbers while waiting for the end of life.
I need to go see my grandma at the human warehouse.
by Quilly The Porcupine January 26, 2011
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Hugaholic

hugaholic - a person who has a compulsive addiction to hugging people, and will wither away and die if they are cut off from hug-able people/beings.
there is no known cure for this addiction, and no help-groups to aid these people.
hugaholic: hi
victim: ...hi..
hugaholic: uh-oh,its coming!!!
victim: ..what?
hugaholic: HUG ATTACK!!!
(hugs victim)

hugaholic then proceeds to hug everyone they see for the rest of the day.
by twisted child April 11, 2010
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