hubcaps

n. puffy, saucer-like, dark brown areolas usu. free boobin and on display through white t-shirts.

Damn, check out those hubcaps bouncing around.....they got me mesmerized.

by jarweed May 25, 2007

Hub Cap

Like a grill for a man's dick tip, it is a gold, silver, or diamond encrusted cap for a man's dick head. It is a fitted cover that can fit on any circumcised or uncircumcised penis.

Bro, Stephanie totally fucked me after seeing my hub caps.

Dude nice hub cap, your dick is iced the fuck out

Bro is that a grill on your penis? Nice hub cap

Awe babe, your hub cap makes you so much hotter

by Framer February 11, 2017

Hubbcap

The true embodiment of love a person who loves everyone and everything but is too shy to express his true emotions

This man is a true hubbcap

by Capt'Merica96 April 18, 2022

Hubcrap

An ugly plastic disk typically found on two or more of the wheels of poor people's cars. They can feature many different designs including spinners and hideous fake chrome teddy bears. Unwittingly purchased by misled wal mart people who think their plastic 14 inch tri-spokes look good, they seldom improve the appearance of even the most tragically beat up cars.

Hey Dale, look at that '94 Ford Taurus; those hubcraps look sadder than a damn dead puppy!". "No shit, Ezra, they couldn't pay me to put those on my ride.

by bacon_strips August 30, 2010

hublaphobia

When your scared of taking a massive dump. Being scared that the shit will be so large it could tear the asshole. Constantly thinking that the shit may tear the hole open so much the hole could form its own mind and take control over the hole. The hole will spread all the way under the gooch to the ballsack. After it reaches the ballsack it starts to eat away at the ballsack. first the hole will eat all the hair away from the sack and then go in for the kill. When going in for the kill the hole starts starts to take the reminants of the shit and dab it on the sack. Thereford the nutrients that are left in the poop will help make the skin around the sack healthy. New pub skin is very tender and very vulnerable. As the new little dickens are growing, the hole eats away at the sack and devours all the skin until the balls physically drop from the sack. After the male cannot produce any sperm, but can fuck the bitches down at the club and wont pregnate them. Then after the balls fall out the man will want to go out for a nice cup of tea and crumpets

Dude I am so scared to poop!
Why man?
I dont want hublaphobia!
Dude oh man dude i'm scared of that shit
Yeah I know my mom got it!
What happened?!
Her dick fell off! and then died from being to fat!
She was fat?
Yeah man she ate like fuckin 40 million crumpets a day
fuckin gumby
I'm gunna go fuck a cow man
Okay peace bra

by Biggy Bird :) October 9, 2012

hubcaps

disgusting balloon looking tits that have massive nipples resembling car tires and hubcaps, the nipple is the same color as the boob and is a horrifying sight, it is a significantly mentally scarring image, they are often seen are girls with massive boobs that they can't stop showing everyone, because that's all they have to offer

holy shit, i'll never like huge boobs again, some girl just flashed me with some nasty ass hubcaps

by eric draven June 11, 2008

Hubcapping

The act of a man and his boys all taking home a girl over the weekend and just as he's about to cum, smacks her in the head with a hubcap causing her to convulse on his dick. At the end of the weekend everyone meets to compare the dents left in the hubcap, biggest one wins.

Me and the boys are going hubcapping this weekend, I hope I win.

by PussTheGreat January 3, 2022