Mike Hoxafloppin

A man that just lets his nuts hang and his dick swing freely.

I am Mike Hoxafloppin.

by Mike Hoxafloppin October 21, 2020

Hoxian

A total chinese homo who has no life and will never get married. He has a 1 inch Dong

You see hoxians dong

by Wil Teigen December 7, 2011

Hoxen

A herd of hos, skanks or skeezers.

I'm going to unzip my fly at Olive or Twist tonight, so be prepared for a gaggle of hoxen to stampede....

by Harp-e-diem June 24, 2013

Hoxhaism

One of the most absurd products of the Cold War, and one of the most ridiculed positions on the far left. Hoxhaism, an Albanian form of communism only rivaled in batshit craziness by North Korea's own Juche, is a form of Marxism-Leninism focused on fighting revisionism building pointless bunkers and whining about Yugoslavia. Named after Enver Hoxha, paranoid dictator of communist Albania.

John, the Hoxhaist, got out of the mental asylum the other day.
The Hoxhaist was laughed out of the communist rally.
Communism works in theory, but fails in practice; Hoxhaism fails in theory, but fails even harder in practice.

by tinkerttoy April 1, 2015

Hoxhaism

The opposite of 1st World Socialism;. Rather than believing that Stalin wasn't a true Socialist, Hoxhaists believe that Joseph Stalin was the only true communist, and that all non-stalinist communists are fakes.

Started in 1950s by a paranoid Albanain dictator who accused the USSR, China and Yugoslavia of being imperialists and fake communists.

Every Socialist of every breed was invited to the communist rally, except John, because he believed in hoxhaism.

by Apercent June 14, 2018

Hoxie

a very bad math teacher who's life revolves around rafting who gets mad at you for not being able to say the Pythagorean Theorem right.

God damn that hoxie teachers sucks ass

by hoxiesnumberonefan November 2, 2017

hoxit

A demon. This demon is a killer and knows its ways around the afterlife. It will attach to you and then kill everyone you know. Watch out for this demon and beware because it can shapeshift into human form…….

This Hoxit murdered my family

by anonymous October 16, 2022