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In 1988 the Associated Press reported that New York Fish and Wildlife Technician, Richard Thomas, concluded that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it could move around 700 pounds of wood on a good day, with the wind at it's back!
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
by Bee M September 20, 2014
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JJ’s insult to Ethan. Basically ridiculing his obesity. Wood chucking is done with the mouth of a woodchuck, hence has a connection to eating
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? Quite a lot, apparently
by LazyRaisin November 22, 2017
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how much 4 men

Asking how much it is to have sexual intercourse with a male prostitute.
Connor: How much 4 men?
Me: 5 dolla
Connor: Score!!!
by Beatallica420 November 16, 2011
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how much you normally pay?

Something all asian taxi drivers in the UK say when you get in the cab. Must be said with indian/pakistani accent for full effect, and can be very amusing if used correctly. see also:
can i help you my friend?
where u wanting to go?
my brother do it cheap for you!
when serving on the bar or in a shop, try asking 'how much you normally pay?' when a customer asks u how much something is, then laugh at their response
by me old fruity July 1, 2006
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how much da head do for

Question to a prostitute asking, "How much for a blowjob?".
Hey baby, how much da head do for?
by Nick August 23, 2007
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How much lettuce do you want?

Derived from the movie "Bad Santa" this phrase has been ranked in the top most annoying questions. The beauty of it is simple. Most people after being asked repeatedly will get very annoyed, asking what "lettuce" means. In which case you can just say, "just lettuce..?"
Bob- How much lettuce do you want?

Random guy- I dont want none lettttuce!

Bob- o-kay!
by thelasttimeanyoneateanorange November 5, 2012
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