housecoat

The correct name for something a wool calls a 'dressing gown'. It's a feckin coat you wear in the house and not a dress!

Where's my housecoat.

by Granny gramma May 8, 2018

felix da housecat

a house music dj also known as Thee Maddkatt Courtship, Aphrohead and Sharkimaxx. His real name is Felix Stallings, Jr.

"felix da housecat is da shit"

by figsomatic April 3, 2009

Housebarrassment

Housebarrassment: (haus-bares-ment) noun
- to feel unease or embarrassment at the thought of others seeing your home.

'I don't want my colleagues to see my background when on Zoom meetings! I need to cure my Housebarrassment and refresh my kitchen!'

by anonymous January 6, 2021

florida housewarming party

Swimming with sharks, gators, and stingrays in your downstairs bathroom

I'm really hoping that hurricane Irma doesn't turn make this into a Florida Housewarming Party. That would be a real bummer.

by punzerchat September 3, 2017

Reverse Housewarming Party

Instead of making people bring you gifts. You make them take all of your junk.

Examples of stuff you'd get rid of in a Reverse Housewarming Party: DVDs you don't watch anymore. Books you don't read anymore. Cloths that are out of style.

by Voltron1011 July 31, 2009

Housecation

Spending your accumulated work vacation days to tackle remodeling projects on your house.

John is in the midst of a basement remodel, so he spent the first two weeks of August on a housecation.

by SeattleDad July 31, 2009

Housemartin

A small rodent who behaves well in public places and is happy to do chores for people less fortunate then him but he is also known throughout the world as a serial domestic abuser

George "He seems too happy, He must be a Housemartin"

by PenguinSlayer April 28, 2011