hi mi an hou

When someone tries to say “Hi I am an hour late” but has a brain and finger seizure while doing it.

Chris-“Hey, Zack, I’m hungry”
1 hour later
Zack: “hi mi an hou”

by A Jolly Balaclava April 26, 2020

tony hou

A fat kid who loves Chinese poems, and cannot speak English. He plays too many Chinese games online, and he masturbates to the gameplay of candy crush and csgo. He has a fat dick, and it is a chode, and he loves to suck his own balls until he comes exactly 27 times.

Why are you being such a Tony!
Ohhh Myyy Goddd, you suck me just like a Tony Hou!!
Yasss, Tony Hou get it

by TonyHou is sexy February 15, 2020

hou

A Japanese word for hoe

That girl Houko slept with an old men yesterday, she was such a hou
Alex dated a hou when he was in Japan last year. She left him after 2 days for a rich ugly bastard

by Rei Eikou March 15, 2020

hou man

hou man is a living organise

wooo that hou man is smart

by fbi 177 May 19, 2020

vincent hou

A very powerful guy with the strength of scarlet.

You are almost as red as Vincent Hou!

by Oznecniv March 6, 2018

ji hou

Usually name for a very handsome and talented person.

My parents name me Ji hou because that hope I can be a talented human in the future.

by Joethum November 22, 2021

Hou Yang

A smart person.

This question is so tough. Only a "Hou Yang" person can do this.

by J___ia November 22, 2021