1. noun an overweight or heavyset female who exhibits some form of attractiveness, despite her large size. Often used to defend actions performed with said female.
by Brendan Rice April 26, 2006
Get the fat hotness mug.Los Hotness is the name of a famous duo originating in Melbourne, FL. It consists of two strapping young gents who are inexplicably dominant at anything they attempt. Many speculations have been made at the source of their power, but no one has been able to replicate their success.
Jeff: Hey bro, how did beach volleyball go?
Steve: Shitty. Los Hotness rolled up and we lost 21-0.
Jeff: Yuh.
Steve: Shitty. Los Hotness rolled up and we lost 21-0.
Jeff: Yuh.
by Dan Bandanna May 5, 2010
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A phenomenon experienced by males when an extremely gorgeous female is nearby. It is when the penis becomes fully erect and points at the hot female in the vacinity and points in her direction no matter where she goes like a compass.
"Dude, your Hotness Detector is going off! You might wanna adjust it, so it won't be so noticeable."
by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009
Get the Hotness Detector mug.The process of using incorrect but more attractive stats on a dating profile in order to get more hits. This phrase was used by Lester on NBC's TV series, Chuck (Episode 214, "Chuck Versus the Suburbs"). The concept can also be seen in Brad Paisley's hit song "Online".
I'm 5'4" and weigh 425 pounds... but you should see the hits I get on eHarmony. With the internet hotness conversion factor, I'm now 6'5" and I have abs of steel.
by JessLewis March 17, 2009
Get the Internet hotness conversion factor mug.Different from the classic 1 to 10 scale of rating women, or the ever popular 1 to 3 scale, the binary system is a simple choice of yes or no.
The Binary System is best used when one is on a dry streak and looking to get drunk and get laid... not necessarily in that order.
There are only two choices in the binary scale: 1. Yes, I'll fuck her, or 2. No, keep that skank away.
The Binary System is best used when one is on a dry streak and looking to get drunk and get laid... not necessarily in that order.
There are only two choices in the binary scale: 1. Yes, I'll fuck her, or 2. No, keep that skank away.
"Dude, I am pretty fucked up, so I am switching to the Binary Scale of Hotness"
"Alright man, go get your dick wet!"
"Alright man, go get your dick wet!"
by Alpha Nude Omega November 27, 2009
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Adam suffers from Hotness Hypnosis Ignorance; he is aware that he is overlooking the serious flaws in Eve's psycho personality, and continues dating her because of her smokin' hot bod.
by lyssaloo June 30, 2009
Get the Hotness Hypnosis Ignorance mug.to see a guy/girl from a distance and declare that they are attractive, and then see them up close only to realize that they are not.
Friend 1: "Check out the fine girl coming this way..."
(Girl gets closer)
Friend 2: "Yo man, don't declare false hottiness."
(Girl gets closer)
Friend 2: "Yo man, don't declare false hottiness."
by Flight Dogg September 20, 2005
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