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Bojack Horseman 

Bojack horseman is a verb used to describe when someone has done something unreasonable when in a heightened state of emotion.
Wow I can't believe they did that, they really bojack horseman'd this time

The Rizzless Horseman 

The Rizzless Horseman means that this person has absolutely ZERO rizz. if you pull no bitches, then this describes you.
"Bro.. you are the rizzless horseman no cyap not even trolling.. ur actually braindead for pulling no bitches"

headless horseman

I coudln't believe it when that Jewish guy whipped out his headless horseman, I thought those guys had some kind of foreskin trimming part or something.
headless horseman by Schuhdaddy November 19, 2007

Bojack Horseman 

The most, depressed, traumatized, alcoholic, drug addict, idiotic, stupid, selfish, bad person (or horse) to ever exist.

If you are a BoJack horseman kinnie, consider yourself sick, kinning bojack horseman is an illness. (I myself am a BoJack Horseman kinnie don't come at me)
"Dude! have you heard of BoJack Horseman?"
"The worst person-horse to ever exist who traumatized a lot of people, killed and hook up with the girl that viewd her as a father figure who uses his trauma as an exuse for everything who is a mess and doesn't know how to deal with themselves?"
"Yeah, that one!"
"Cool! I hope he dies!"
Bojack Horseman by xxxx_is_al1v3 January 3, 2022

headless horseman

an excruciatingly pleasureful yet taxing homosexual act in which both participants are simultaneously gagged and resemble the headless horseman mounted on his bucking bronco
Neil: Great headless horseman last night. You make one hell of a stallion.

Bob: Make me your pony slut.

headless horseman

a guy who is doomed to roam the earth looking for some head which he has sadly never gotten

a close but slightly more sad cuzin of a perma-virgin
person1:why is he talking to them fat chix...
person 2:hes a headless horseman...hes trying to find some head so his soul can rest
headless horseman by Bigeast 34 April 16, 2006