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A noun. rough and boisterous play which, in light of the Penn State Scandal has become forever tainted thanks to a certain pedophile James Sandusky.

adj. showering with underage boys (like 10-12 year old boys) and touching their legs but in a supposed non-sexual way.
"We were showering and horsing around, and he actually turned all the showers on and was actually sliding across the floor, and we were, as I recall, possibly like snapping a towel — horseplay" -Jerry Sandusky (phone interview with Bob Costas)

You know it's time to hit the showers at Penn State for some horseplay when the big hand touches the little hand.
horseplay by onefunnygook™ November 15, 2011

Hyperactive horseplay 

When you energized to a curiosity, that you begin enticing signals to another and mediationly jerk off to the idea.
She’s a real tease for me, she can break me down til I’m bustin a nut 4 hours into Hyperactive horseplay
a girl who cleans a horse's penis {she calls it "sheath cleaning" to make her feel better about her guilty pressures}
she enjoys this process and often has to make the horse hard with her hard horny horse hands
They never wear gloves. Because they enjoy the intimate feeling of a hard, raw, throbbing horse dick in their hands.
oh my fuck why is that girl smiling while she's horseplaying?!
Emily, stop smiling like that!!
horseplay by yes i also know stuff February 23, 2022
Enough with the horseplay already, we came to the lake to finish the assignment.

Horsecrow 

Defining the characteristics of a person(s) face whom has a horse shaped grill and scare crow like hair.
I was going to take her on a date, but once a I met her in person - total horsecrow.
Horsecrow by ktsart October 28, 2010
V: The act of two or more horses playing.
Jimmy: Wow, look at those silly horses playing in the yard!
Dad: Yah, jackass, it’s called horseplay. Now get your shit and move out, you idiot.

horseblanket 

A term to elicit shock, confusion, and intrigue when used in conversations regarding sex. The term has no actual definition. However, the word horseblanket sparks imagination and curiosity for the people engaged in such explicit conversations.
Chris: I finally convinced her to give me a blumpkin last night!
Everyone: hahaha.... Noice bro!... gross ewww....
Kevin: Oh yea? well I gave my main chick the horseblanket last night. She hasn't looked me in the eye since.
Everyone: Woah... I think i've seen that in a hentai once... WTF is a horseblanket!!
horseblanket by BowserBallz October 14, 2016