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higgity hop on my hopscotch court 

A general insult when someone disrespects you.
A: Why are you so mad at Wyatt?
B: Oh, he higgity hop on my hopscotch court.
A: I hope he gets herpes

California hopscotch 

Walking down a city sidewalk avoiding human feces.
Dammit! I've got shit all over my shoes! I was playing California hopscotch and I lost.

Jiggaboo Hopscotch 

White Guy: "Look at those Niggers playing Jiggaboo Hopscotch!"

Black Guy: "Excuse me?"

Mental Hopscotch 

Sometimes you say you will sometimes you say you won't
You always keep me waiting waiting hesitating hey yeah
At times I think you do at times I think you don't
My mind is roller skating, skipping, jumping rope and fading
Mental hopscotch
Why must you treat me this way
Mental hopscotch
Ready or not I'm going away
Why can't you be like this why can't you be like that
I don't know where I am or where or where I'm at
So now you got me up and now you got me down
You won't be walking you'll be talking
watch me now it's crazy
Mental hopscotch
Why must you treat me this way
Mental hopscotch
Ready or not I'm going away
Mental hopscotch
Cover your eyes and count to 10
Mental hopscotch
Don't do a thing till I say when
So now you get me up and now you get me down
You won't be walking you'll be doin' what you love, baby
You don't think twice about what I might say
I follow you around and play an play an play an play
Mental hopscotch
Why must you treat me this way
Mental hopscotch
Ready or not I'm going away
Mental hopscotch
Cover your eyes and count to 10
Mental hopscotch
Don't do em up till I say when
Mental hopsctch
Do me dump me rill me rock me
Mental hopscotch
Roller skating skipping fading
Mental hopscotch
Mental hopscotch
Mental hopscotch
Mental Hopscotch by Death Menace February 5, 2023

Fuzzy Hopscotch 

Being extremely messed up

The act of trying to set up a hopscotch game
While intoxicated; squares are disporportionate and vision of the individual is fuzzy
Wow last night was like a game of fuzzy hopscotch

I must have played a few games of fuzzy hopscotch last night

Hotel hopscotch 

When you're on vacation and don't have one continuous hotel room, and you're booking night by night, in different hotels.
We got kicked out of our room and now we are playing hotel hopscotch for the rest of our vacation!