higgity hop on my hopscotch court

A general insult when someone disrespects you.

A: Why are you so mad at Wyatt?
B: Oh, he higgity hop on my hopscotch court.
A: I hope he gets herpes

by Jfredrick November 13, 2016

Fuzzy Hopscotch

Being extremely messed up

The act of trying to set up a hopscotch game
While intoxicated; squares are disporportionate and vision of the individual is fuzzy

Wow last night was like a game of fuzzy hopscotch

I must have played a few games of fuzzy hopscotch last night

by Claymyster12 June 10, 2013

Hopscotch with God

An extremely hard gta v maneuver in which one starts to fly on their bike, bounce off a tough and remain flying

Tyler just did a hopscotch with God!

by Xmas Jackson flaxon waxon February 14, 2014

Ethiopian Hopscotch

Regular Hopscotch but with mines...

“Yea she lost her legs playing Ethiopian Hopscotch...”

by Wokidoo March 12, 2019

hopscotch hoe

Hopping around from block to block with a new person everyday

" I swear jefferey is such a hopscotch hoe."

by L&b03 June 23, 2017

Hotel hopscotch

When you're on vacation and don't have one continuous hotel room, and you're booking night by night, in different hotels.

We got kicked out of our room and now we are playing hotel hopscotch for the rest of our vacation!

by CK BK mofo July 9, 2016

hopscotch

Where a man lays down in bed and a fat bitch jumps all over his ad if they were playing hopscotch. The boobs should also hit the man laying down.

Shaybay was playing hopscotch with dyllis

by BumCheeksStick October 25, 2019