INTERNET HOARDING

Investing in a trend that hasn’t started yet (via creating a new hashtag on a social media platform)

Rick: Fam…heilvessel is over here using hashtags that have no traffic behind them. How is he supposed to flourish off that?

Chad: Bro…get with the times. Internet hoarding is now and you’re so yesterday right now.

*Chad ghosts Rick irl*

by OGT THE BISHOP November 14, 2021

Robin Hooding

When you take a shit, and you shit so hard that your turd punctures another turd

"I went on a cheese factory tour, and they gave me way too many free samples. I ended up robin hooding on the toilet the next morning. I'm actually pretty proud of myself."

by Will Fukyamama June 19, 2017

Truth Hoarding

When someone (usually speaking for or about a religion) claims that their beliefs are the one and only truth. While they may not directly impress their beliefs on others, they speak of their beliefs as if it is not possible that the literally thousands of other belief structures out there could be a correct one.

"The only truth in this world is that Christ is the one true savior"

"Hey man, no one knows which religion is right or wrong in the end, not even you, so quit truth hoarding"

by JGII July 8, 2009

Hoodinger

Innocent, country girl way of saying penis.

Brandon, your hoodinger is huge

by Irene July 26, 2004

Robin Hooding

Preventing the government from doing something you believe is wrong. Robin Hooding Meters- Paying a persons expired meter when a parking enforcement officer is near.

We're going to go Robin Hooding and feed people's meters.

We went to downtown today and Robin Hooded meters.

by PseudoWonKanobie27 May 16, 2013

Instrument Hoarding

Collecting musical instruments for the sake of owning them with no intention of learning them. Those who do it are known as Instrument Hoarders or a Pretentious Douche Bag

Girl: So my boyfriend just bought a mandolin. He's so artistic and deep.
Guy: Orly? Does he know how to play?
Girl: No...
Guy: Your boyfriend is a pretentious instrument hoarding douche.

by imthatawesome September 29, 2010

hording

To keep everything to yourself without sharing.

That motherfucker is hording all the fucking weed.

by f0rsaken408 February 4, 2006