hooded root

Another term to describe an uncircumcised male penis...like the foreskin forms a hood which needs to be pulled back to expose the cheesy head.

"As the saying goes among most strippers...if the root has a hood, it's no good!"

"Hooded root will cause instant loss of female sex drive."

by Erika Butler June 20, 2008

hooded goblin

an uncircumsized penis

Hey everyone look at Mathias' hooded goblin!

by Steven J. Jackson April 15, 2010

Hooded falcon

An uncircumscised penis, of the noble kind.

The wingspan on that gentleman's hooded falcon had to have been at least 3 feet. I sure hope he fed it recently, as I don't want it to attack my face....

by Poopoopanda July 29, 2013

hooded man

an uncircumcised penis

“oh yeah andrew, he’s a hooded man.”

by giantdrummer1 May 25, 2018

hooded channian

Male teenager dressed in a hoodie. Usually seen in gangs drinking cans of cheap beer or racing each other on stolen mopeds. May be shortened to Ho-C.

Careful; there's a nest of hooded channians over there.

by pg220 April 13, 2007

Hooded soldier

(n.) A fully intact human penis.

A hooded soldier provides more sexual stimulation for a man compared to a circumcised penis.

by God.Family.Country March 11, 2016

hooded ninja

An uncircumcised penis.

Some woman prefer guys with hooded ninjas.

by suicideboy January 4, 2008