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honered

Pronounced with a long "o".

A portmanteau of "honored" and "boner," used to describe one being arroused by an honorific situation, especially by having vast amount of power bestowed upon oneself. The first recorded use was in a Tweet by a newly inaugurated American leader.
I am honered to serve you, the great American People, as the 45th president of the United States!
by Hotpotato88 January 22, 2017
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Honest Playa

An individual who engages in playing the field for members of the opposite sex, the only difference to a regular playa is that this species will give you the honest heads up and provide some caveats! They will tell you they are a playa no less, rather than stinging you in the tail later!

Occurs in individuals who like their clean and dirty fun for all with no consequences and with no one getting hurt.
Also happens to individuals who may have had setbacks in their life and so want to catch up.

But at least their letting you know that they are still working themselves out and don't need any commitments.

But thats OK!
Fig Mandem 1: "Hey Shanice, yo I just broke up completely this time with Tyrone. I cried a little, we had some beautiful moments and we will always have them. I'm gonna miss him, I'm upset!

Fig Mandem 2: "He did warn you though that he was an honest playa and still working out what he wants in life and what he likes, whilst still enjoying good times with attractive ladies like yourself."

Fig Mandem 1: "I know, I guess! :D The love is now friendship, never hate, I can't hate him, he didn't lie! :)"
by The_Resurrected October 25, 2018
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Helly Hansen

Makes me hella handsome while I lend a helping hand son, because honesty and integrity are a part of their corporate policy. When I Trek the mountains and travel the seven sea's Helly Hansen makes it a breeze. There's a lady in the lake that holds Excalibur on the other side of Merlin I mean mirror lens that has the power to cleanse. Excalibur = Exercise Calisthenics Bur cold water. Lancelot = Lance a lot or move suddenly and quickly. Morgana = Sea circle. Lance a lot for your Excalibur and Morgana or sea your circle complete for Morgaine's. I've heard a mythical tale about a Holy Grail that holds Panacea. Universe please tell me if you think I deserve another drink. Love is not the satisfaction of a chemical reaction but the sensation of neural networks Quantum entangled electromagnetic radiation. Different chemical mixtures create different insight 4 quantum entangled light to unfurl the epigenetics hidden within my genetic code to Ti×me to mass.Time = Ti me to mass so I can exist in times construct. Tie my spark of light that is real light to a chromosome so I can exist in a constructed time zone at the eve of my creation when my father's Adam's (atoms) from his serpent or sperm merge and take a bite out of my mom's egg the forbidden apple and my halo is formed for this energy transfer
by alljokesasalad December 1, 2019
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kai hansen

Known as the "godfather" of the genre power metal ...

Started as a guitarist/vocalist in helloween probably the most influencial euro power metal band. Unhappy with his vocal talents, helloween hired a new vocalist Michael Kiske...With his unbelievable voice Helloween were becoming a force to be reckoned with

Kai Hansen then left at the worst possible time , just after releasing the two greatest Helloween albums "Keeper of the seven key" Parts I + II ... Helloween were in their prime but without Kai Hansen

He then founded gamma ray but started only as a guitarist. After the departure of Ralf Sheepers(vocals) Kai took on the position of vocals and guitar again , He also founded iron savior another Power metal band with a very different vocalist in Piet Sielck.

Kai Hansen is still with gamma ray and has worked with French Power Metal band Heavenly...Swedish band hammerfall ... power metal icons blind guardian ... and the project of tobias sammet avantasia along with members from old band helloween and other greats from the power metal genre.
by Junglemanchild April 13, 2005
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Camp Hansen

Any place in a social environment where the male to female ratio is worse than 50:1. Similar to sausage fest. The main difference being that the one female, that is present, who is clearly a 3 out of 10, thinks she is a 9, because the 50 guys are hitting on her, out of sheer desperation, until they move on to the next place where there are plenty of good looking women, and when the 3 moves back to that place she now realizes that she is a 3 and is ugly as hell.
Dude, there's like one chick here. This place is a total Camp Hansen. Let's find somewhere else.
by panamared275 July 9, 2012
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bluntly honest

When someone says something to another person that sounds like an insult but is simply just the cold truth given by someone that doesn't usually understand insults.
John: *chewing food with mouth open like an annoying little prick*
Sam: *has a blank face on while watching John eat* John, your eating habits are disgusting .
John: Sam that bluntly honest of you to say.
by Your ass wipe friend June 27, 2016
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honest

A word you use to accentuate that you really are not being that serious (sic!), but rather making a light-hearted comment in a meme stylee (sic!). Memeheads are spouting it out like there is no tomorrow – and there well might not be one, thanks to Corona.

Among the "great eight" of filler words whose meaning the people using them don't even understand, but solely spam them to every YouTube video they can get their hands into, because "that is what you are supposed to do!" The other words are: literally, appreciate, underrated, legit short for legitimate, ignore, actually, though short for although.

Also closely related to the mythical "YouTube algorithm".
Melvin on YouTube comments section of any given video: "Lets be honest: u didnt' searched for this *ambiguous smiley* U could of but, u did'nt though..."
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 11, 2021
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