The Real Homie

Better then a best friend, a person that is there for you when you need them the most. A person you can tell anything too, no matter how strange. If they're of opposite sex they can have guy discussions by simply uttering/texting "Guy Mode" and vice versa. Even if they are upset with one another they still have the other persons back. Ultimately, being called the real homie is the greatest thing one can call a true real ass person. At the end of the day, yall friends for life.

Maria is the real homie, because she puts up Kevin's bs. Why does Kevin bs? Because he thinks her reactions are funny, but sometimes they can backfire.

Kevin is the real homie, because he can make Maria laugh/smile when she's angry/sad/upset.

by kidkid02 September 6, 2015

Fuck your homie day

Fuck your homie day, boy or girl it does not matter fuck your homie all day long only for today it’s automatically no homo

Fuck your homie day, fuckafriend, homie clapped from the back

by Yeetmaster66666 October 2, 2019

homiespeak

the language of the homies.

G: Say bro, got some extra cheddar you can slide my way?
Old Mr. Poindexter: Eh? Sorry sonny, I can't understand homiespeak!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

Hydro Homies

Homies who stay hydrated

"Coke or Pepsi?"

Water please, were Hydro Homies

by MrSnazzyGoose June 25, 2019

Homie

Someone who will always be your favorite person even if they were a total bitch.

Homie: Fuck you! I wouldn’t care if you died you piece of shit!
You: I love you
Homie: I love you too!

by anonymouspersonwhonooneknows February 25, 2018

National Kiss Your Homies Goodnight Day

National Kiss Your Homies Goodnight Day occurs on the 24th December. A day to express one's love and affection for the homies.

'It's National Kiss Your Homies Goodnight Day! For homie, no homo!'

by Lexy Luthy October 17, 2020

Homiesexual

When your homie does some suspect/gay things but it ain't really gay cause they is your homie.

"Me and my boy are homiesexuals, so that means we can jerk each other off and it won't be gay."

by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017