Homersexual

A person who becomes sexually aroused whenever talking about their blind loyalty to their favorite sports team.

Susan's reaction to the return of Roger Clemens gave away her undying homersexual nature, not that theres anything wrong with that.

by Bill30Yankee August 1, 2013

homesexualnecropedafeliacaphobia

the act of being scared of being "sexed" by a man after you die

You are a homesexualnecropedafeliacaphobia

by wacked_bunny May 7, 2007

homersexual

The polar opposite of metrosexual

He's such a homersexual - he doesn't even bother to look in the mirror in the morning.

by TracerJoJo March 16, 2004

homeysexual

A rapper or thug that isn't gay, but just likes to fool around with other guys sometimes.

"Dawg, I'm not gay. I'm just a homeysexual."

by Carlosos October 16, 2003

Homeysexual

The sexual attraction to the homeys which isn’t gay since they usually have socks on.

Bro I think Bryan’s homeysexual, him and Jacob be acting pretty sussy!

by Humanunderyourbed July 15, 2022

homeosexual

A person who is in homeostasis with their sexuality. In other words, someone who is completely comfortable with their sexuality, whether they be gay, straight, bisexual, asexual, or anything else.

It can be used as a noun or as an adjective.

Male Friend 1 (Referring to peanuts): And then he told me not to touch his nuts.

Male Friend 2: No homo?

Male Friend 1: I'm homeosexual. I don't need to tell you that I'm straight.

_________________

John and Jack were making out in public. They are homeosexuals.

by Josh.F June 20, 2011

Homeosexual

1) The tendency toward a relatively stable equilibrium between interdependent sexualties, especially as maintained by physiological processes.

2) One who maintains the semantic rearrangement, reclassification, and/or revisionist ideas of non biological sexuality is inherantly flawed.

3) Someone who is offended by all non-binary, traditional, biologically based sexuality.

If you attack a homeosexual for assuming your pronouns, they will be equally offended by your claim gender is a choice.

by TremereLord February 10, 2019