HoJak

An adaptation of Wojak, similar to Soyjak but intended for ladies who exploit themselves via “sexwork” who now are upset once now having to return to the labor force in light of onlyfans regulations (Oct 2021)

*Guy 1 & 2 walking into McDonalds, at the register, guy 1 has recognized the lady*

Guy 1: (To Girl at the register ) Hey, I remember you!! I used to subscribe to your onlyfans.

Girl at register: *Visibly upset*

*While walking away *

Guy 2: Dude! That Hojak looked big mad

by Kanastaa August 21, 2021

hojay

noun: the performance of cunnilingus on a woman.

Yo man, I gave my woman the illest hojay last weekend. It was so great she cried!

by B-Lovez September 25, 2009

hojeez

A mistake or error. Usually the result of a stupid action.

Aww crap... I think i made a hojeez...

by MVC March 18, 2003

Hojabi

derogotary term meaning a muslim women/girl wearing the hijab in a sexualised manner to attract attention as opposed to deterring the gaze of mens' eyes. A hojabi ties their hair in an unusually high ponytail and maybe even backcombs to add further volume, wrapping the scarf around to create a camel head effect. lipstick muslim Some add extra attention by wearing more than one scarf in many bright colours.

Look at that girl, proper hojabi she is.

by coconut07 May 9, 2012

hoja

Spanish slang for "rolling paper"

Me queda solo una hoja.

by LoD7rrenRa December 8, 2017

HoJacked

This is when your girlfriend gets stolen by another guy

My bitch was HoJacked :(

by GeorgeGilbert February 7, 2013

Horae

A middle-aged Asian Woman, typically Chinese, that creates a problem to solution to feel needed. Usually the chaos is created for self-interest gains and securing a position of power.

Hey did you see Horae just dumped out our whole corporate accounting file in exchange for her friends accounting software?

by Thatoneeinstein November 21, 2022