by Billy's other mother March 28, 2011
Get the went to shit and the hogs ate him mug.When a ugly chick with a fat ass is walking and the curds are bubbling out and the rolls are waving back and forth like "two hogs fighting in a gunnysack".
by nvstormtrooper February 4, 2006
Get the two hogs fighting in a gunnysack mug.My boys were out there in the back yard for 2 minutes and 59 seconds and then - bam! 30-50 (i think i counted 41) feral hogs were upon them. RIIP HOGS!
by 0-29 feral pig PR August 7, 2019
Get the Feral Hogs mug.Symbolic of the everyday struggles of modern conservative Americans, feral hogs wander the countryside in packs of 30-50, looking for small children playing in yards that are not protected by a good guy with a gun. All patriotic, god-fearing Americans support the Second Amendment because they know it is the only thing that stands between them and a herd of hogs of semi-determinate size.
Some hold that the hogs are actually a metaphor for pigs, (slang for police), and the guns are needed to protect innocent children from government overreach. Others insist that the hogs are literally in our yards right now, and we need to get off the computer and go protect our children.
Some hold that the hogs are actually a metaphor for pigs, (slang for police), and the guns are needed to protect innocent children from government overreach. Others insist that the hogs are literally in our yards right now, and we need to get off the computer and go protect our children.
It only takes 3-5 minutes for your children to succumb to the feral hogs. Stay watchful. Stay vigilant. Buy another gun.
by torontonium August 7, 2019
Get the feral hogs mug.Better known as “packen a dip/chew” the phrase “slamming hogs” originates back when chewing tobacco was first a thing. It’s said that slamming hogs can get you alot of kills. Of course in order to understand any of this you have to be one of the boys! Eh?
“Just upgraded to grizzly so imma be slamming hogs all week, yeeyee!”
“Me and the boys been slamming hogs since 1969 b.c. during the deprobitionality era in iraq”
“Every Rona Season me and the boys drink some ronas, full sendin on the dunes and slamming hogs till”
“Slamming hogs gets you kills like you wouldn’t believe”
“Start at Skoal and maybe work your way up to grizzly, wide cut/long cut doesn’t just start slamming hogs boys”
“Me and the boys been slamming hogs since 1969 b.c. during the deprobitionality era in iraq”
“Every Rona Season me and the boys drink some ronas, full sendin on the dunes and slamming hogs till”
“Slamming hogs gets you kills like you wouldn’t believe”
“Start at Skoal and maybe work your way up to grizzly, wide cut/long cut doesn’t just start slamming hogs boys”
by VizzleJizzle420 February 18, 2019
Get the Slamming Hogs mug.Hey look at those heavenly hogs I will fuck the one one the left you fuck the one with the droopy tits.
by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017
Get the heavenly hogs mug.Unlike the heavenly hog these girls are hideous and can range from 250 to a whopping 500 pounds. Can be seen grazing at all you can eat joints.
by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017
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