hemogoblin

a vertically challenged giant who is much shorter than an average male. usually found in the darkest regions of argentina and in the human intestine. hemogoblins are notorious for hibernating inside the human intestine for years on end, causing tremendous amounts of genital gas in women, until they evaporate or are shitted out.

Janice: awww man my stomach kills
Rob: you must have a hemogoblin, try to shit it out

by damianklisz October 21, 2010

Bung Hobgoblin

Derogatory term for someone who sucks or frequents shitty establishments...such as a White Stripes show, or someone's rectum..

"What the hell were you thinking..wearing a sweater vest and listening to emo...you Bung Hobgoblin!"

also see Rectal Gnome

by Scurvy Bird December 11, 2003

Slob Gobblin Hobgoblin

Oral sex for a man, when a women uses the combination of sucking licking blowing and other acts to please a man, most times ending with the discharge of sperm.

John got a Slob Gobblin Hobgoblin from Stacy after prom. To bad Stacy has AIDS.

by lkelly845 April 25, 2010

Hobgoblin-ing

Considered an artform, hobgoblin-ing is the process by which a fake social congregation intending to rendezvous at an unpopular pub is invented promising the presence of a Phil Andrews or any given ginger, who is currently out of the country. Only the most reclusive and gullible individuals of a social group will actually ask when or actually turn up to the event, which they later find to be non-existent. The said individual is said to be Hobgoblin'd - laughter at the idiot's expense ensues.

The origins stem from the Great Hobgoblin'ing of 2009, in which the social-phobic Glassy asked what time to turn up to a non-existent gathering at the Hobgoblin pub.

Glassy - Hi guys! What time is everyone getting to the Hobgoblin for?

Everyone else - ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - standard Hobgoblin-ing response

by Free Mansons October 17, 2010

Homogobliphobia

Fear or dislike of gay goblins

"You're scared of gay goblins - you Homogobliphobiac"

by Apocalypse King October 1, 2003

hemogoblin

The component in your blood that determines how creepy you'll seem to young children.

As part of the screening process for counselor positions at a youth-camp, each applicant is required to have a blood-test to determine his hemogoblin levels.

by QuacksO March 12, 2017

hobgoblin

To hobgoblin is for a man to perform oral sex on a woman while she is driving his drunken ass home from the bar. Essentially it is the same as road head for a guy.

Tom totally pulled a hobgoblin on that chick from the pub last night.

by TN Woman's Suffrage Group January 2, 2009