Hobknocker
Hobknocker by Harin123 February 7, 2009
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one who maliciously performs oral sex on animal( mostly women but could b male directed). most common types are horses, cows, bulls, and donkeys because each has a very thick penis that is several feet long.... females generally perform oral sex on horses or donkeys to the large mammoth size penis of the cretures and get the name hobknocker as they constantly knock the muscly dick against their teeth and the roof of their mouth
Mageret: Hey how was your Beastiality scene yesterday
Alicia: Great but Harry was so big and heavy I chipped a tooth
Mageret: Well being a hobknocker is a tough job, but someones gotta do it
Alicia: Great but Harry was so big and heavy I chipped a tooth
Mageret: Well being a hobknocker is a tough job, but someones gotta do it
hobknocker by out of the valley September 12, 2009
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Hobknocker by HobknockerPolice January 26, 2012
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Someone creepy dude attacks you with his penis because he wants too make sure that you face the consequences for what you did.
There was a man that was really angry at a woman, so he told the woman to get in the room and loud smacking noises came out of the room like slapping noises. Turns out their child came in and sall what mommy and daddy were doing. Daddy was smacking his penis on mommy's face too make sure she doesn't make the same mistake again. So daddy for the rest of his life was referred to a hobknocker
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