Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper

The most amazing person in the whole world. She really does not eat scabs, but she once did. She enjoys pulling on peoples big toes until they come off. People are fascinated by her and someday there will be a degree devoted to the studies of her.

"I was swimming in the Columbia River when all of the sudden i felt a tug on my big toe. It came from Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper"

by mad dog123 December 15, 2008

Hobbing The Chow

A reference to the speed at which food is delivered, usually in a public setting. Sometimes referenced as put a hob on the chow.

This place is really hobbing the chow. Could you please put a hob on the chow?

by universalrundell January 28, 2009

hobbins

An excessively hairy man or woman; derived from Hobbit but does not imply a height, weight, shoe size, or life span difference from the norm; does not imply you actually read The Lord of the Rings.

Man, that hobbins needs a good waxing.

by Hobbins December 11, 2008

Hobbling sushi

A beautiful girl who, Even though she denies it is meant to be with Bible boy and brother. She also has ten cats named fluffy and a raccoon . (Raccoon is trained) she loves fish more that anyone and is perfect for a one night stand.

Brother: I love hobbling sushi

Bible boy: and all our babies
Raccoon: hiss

Hobbling sushi
Bible boy

by fake Fluffy Bruce March 10, 2019

hooblin

An exultation of surprise, from row one and two.

a: so he punched him in the face
B: hoblin

by Shrambler March 31, 2003

hobbing off

A slang term taking on the meaning of any sexual act and is derived from the last name "Hobbs".

John: Hey Alex, stop hobbing off over there!

by Eric Hobbs January 12, 2009

hobbeling pirate

while havi.g sex you dude pulls out and cums in chicks eye then kicks her in the shin . She is the the hobbeling pirate arrrr matey

did ya give her the hobbeling pirate haha

by B.unit May 14, 2016