Liar Liar, Plants for Hire

A thing Patrick Star said instead of "Liar Liar, Pants on Fire" in an episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Patrick ate a candy bar then thought he'd lost it, then blamed it on Spongebob and said the line.

Patrick: Liar Liar, Plants for Hire
Spongebob: It's pants on fire Patrick
Patrick: Well you would know, liar

by UrbanlyDictionistic October 28, 2021

Hiren

Lord Genius: Lord of the Diamonds

Hiren is a powerful warrior in Greek mythology.

by mynameishiren December 14, 2010

hairectile dysfunction

When a man get cant his hairdo up.

I ran out of hair gel. I got freaking hairectile dysfunction man!!!

by scrollocked April 5, 2009

Hire Mike Brown

To take a dump. Defined by ESPN's Bill Simmons Page 2 column in reference to Mike Brown's poor coaching ability in Cleveland.

Those nachos are not sitting well with me. I'm gonna go hire Mike Brown. I'll be back in a bit.

by Pseudo Decathalon June 19, 2010

Hirochi

A fictional car brand from the game called BeamNG. There are currently only two cars that's under this brand; Hirochi Sunburst, and Hirochi SBR4.

"The first time I saw the Hirochi Sunburst, I thought it was actually a subaru until there's some close up photos of it."

by That Protogen November 24, 2021

workers for hire

The crafty little braceros that steal your job.

My only motivation to work harder is so that you don't bring in the workers for hire.

by Ebenezer Scrotum January 25, 2008

HiredAssassin

A retarded and slightly disturbed obese skank who likes to eat everything, especially earwigs; and likes to please herself in public.

"There goes that HiredAssassin stuffing her face with an earwig and ketchup salad."

"Ew! She's pleasing herself too!"

by crazyblondie1991 August 15, 2006