Heterosexual™

When a person is so undeniably straight that it either

1. Makes others uncomfortable or
2. Makes you want to pimp slap them
Unlike heterosexual, which is simply the attraction to the opposite sex.
Heterosexual™ is most likely used in texts or while posting and not in speech, though a minority does say "Heterosexual tm" while speaking

"Your hair looks really good, bro! No homo though." "Dude, dont be so Heterosexual™"

by Pineapplelesbian August 9, 2017

heternosexual

a straight person who is sexually inactive

Don’t let jealous heternosexuals make you feel guilty about your rabbit-like behaviour.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 21, 2014

Hetrosexual

Someone who is straight; Not gay.

That boy likes only girls. He is a Hetrosexual and/or straight.

by .:Gin:. July 24, 2007

Homosocial Heterosexual

An individual who has many romantic experiences and spends a great deal of time with members of their own gender yet are physically attracted to individuals of a different gender.

You would think she's a lesbian because of her lifestyle, but no, she's a homosocial heterosexual.

by Aria Nunyabiz April 12, 2010

hetrosexual

to be hetrosexual you would love the opposite gender or in other words ‘straight’

hetrosexual boy and girl

by bob for prez June 4, 2015

flaming heterosexual

A male who is married and possibly has children but acts like a flaming queen. He may be in denial or in the closet or just overly effeminate.

Person 1: What! Christopher Lowell is Married?
Person 2: Yeah, he is a flaming heterosexual.

by jamison313 May 23, 2006

Heterosexual Tomatoes

Tomatoes, preferably rotten, that are thrown by people, who are against yaoi, yuri, shonen-ai, and shoujo-ai, at other people

Yaoi Lover (Me): Sorry, Starfire/Robin Shippers; I don't feel like dodging your heterosexual tomatoes today

by RockyVRWolf January 17, 2009