Herbage

Very dank marijuana. Better then the average herb. The age on the end of herb signifies it's dankness. Bong rips all day with that shit.

Me and my boy picked up some herbage, and then got blazed as hell.

by Herbageman420 February 26, 2009

Heran

Intelligent, very chill, pretty face and nice body.

Wow! Heran is so pretty

by The hot tomato8 June 30, 2021

hegan

a trendy male that is a vegan; in other words, a guy that does not eat any animal product of any kind (meat, fish, butter, milk, and cheese) and most likely does his weekly shop at Whole Foods.
Most hegans are hip, cool, and do the vegan thing because they want to look and feel good about themselves; rather than a vegan that is an animal rights activist.

"Hey Rodney, we just made up a batch of our homemade keilbassa tonight! Wanna try one?"
"No thanks, man. I am a hegan!

Gotta look good on the beach this summer.

by yendiva March 26, 2010

Hega Dedrip

The wife of Sussus Amogus.

Hega Amogus (née Hega Dedrip)

by Canid-Kaiba March 20, 2021

Hera

Hera (Juno), wife of Zeus and queen of the gods, goddess of marriage.

Hera seems to be the feminine form of heros (warrior/hero) and aer (air), as well as Erao (love).

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

herbal jew

Weed
Devil's Cabbage
Marijuana

Don't be fooled into smoking the herbal jew, it isn't "just a harmless plant goyim."

by ExtraChromosome December 7, 2016

Herbal Essences

Woman's shampoo, except some guy nuts in it for a variety of reasons. Some reasons that may drive a man to add their cum to a shampoo bottle are including, but not limited to: Revenge, extreme sexual confusion, being high as fuck, or just for the sheer pleasure of knowing that your girlfriend's abstinence pact is pointless.

John: "I've been adding some herbal essences to my cousin's shampoo because I suspect she is cheating on me, but now she is pregnant, any chance I could be the father?"
James: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
John: "So I could be the father?"
James: "Yes, you probably are, but you deserve everything that is coming to you."
John: "I'll just say I'm going to get some milk, that's what my dad said"

by Kelpy Gً October 23, 2019