Heptapilated

Someone so weak-minded and stupid that it is assumed that he probably fell on his head as a child, splitting his skull into seven sections.

A: Bro, how can fish breathe under water and not in air, yet they have a nose?
B: My man, u really be HEPTAPILATED!

by Franchek July 8, 2023

Hefty

Hefty is a term used in Glasgow, mainly the rough area of Pollok.
Hefty generally means, large, huge, big, very, alot.
It is generally used to describe a large object or something similar.

The word Heavy in these areas can also mean the same, as does Pure and are commonly found in the same sentance.

'Here mate you've got a hefty shite on yer shoe'
'Check that hefty fat burd'
'Here bud check oot ma new sannies, hefty cool int they'
'Your a hefty bawbag'

by amadman August 2, 2007

heptrick

when a complete grimy ass fuck has contracted all three types of Hepatitis (A,B, and C). They must where a Golden Sombrero to display publicly their condition. Other people are encouraged to throw hats at people wearing Golden Sombreros for the hat trick.

I was at an orgy in Brazil taking crack shots and sticking my penis in whatever holes i could find. When i got a blood test my doctor gave me a golden sombrero and threw hats at me and yelled "HEPTRICK!"

by Conniesaurus August 29, 2009

hefty piece

a fat girl

did you see that girl that ....... fucked the other night? she was a right hefty piece

by therealsparkneon July 23, 2010

Hefty Gnar

Gnar to an obscene extent, ie.

1. One of the coolest things you've ever seen.

2. One of the most disgusting things you've ever seen.

3. In describing surf/snowboard/skate terrain/conditions, incredibly good.

1. Bro, did you see that Maserati? Hefty gnar.

2. This fat chick was puking everywhere at that party, so hefty gnar.

3. We just got back from a dope session at Lower Trestles, surf was hefty gnar!

by Midnight_Toker February 13, 2009

Hefty

Heavy, bulky

''Pollok, yer a hefty bastard''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

hefty midget

A sexual act usually consisting of 3 people. Two regular size people one male and one female and one midget(usually male)and a goat. All human partners cover their bodies in bacon grease. When all are covered the regular size male inserts the midgets head into his female partner's anus (It is recommended that she is bent over). At this point the midget squeaks creating a vibrating sensation in the woman's rectum. The male still holding the midget up at this point then grabs the goat and mounts it. The mounted goat may kick or may not depending of course on how furiously it is mounted. The male then gently lays the midgets rear down in front of the goat's mouth his head still inserted in the woman's anus. The midget now getting it's anus licked by the goat begins to squeak more making the woman truly satisfied. The male having already inserted his penis into the goat begins singing the theme song from charles in charge. Finally the male ejaculates on the goat. The woman releases a steady stream of fecal matter onto the midgets head, the goat stops licking the midget. The midget then pop's his head out of the woman, every inch of the midget's head and parts of his left shoulder covered completely in feces.

Mike: So I had a hot date last night.

Sebastion: Oh yeah? Did you give her a hefty midget?

Mike: You know it brosef.

Sebastion: Yeah I'm into goats.

by mikew September 7, 2008