Heathsexual

Being attracted to heath’s bc ur a weirdo

Them : “ I have a crush on ___ heath “
You: “ no sh!t your heathsexual “

by Urmumisfitasf May 8, 2022

Heatsexual

A cringe and terrifying fake sexuality used by mostly 10 years old horny kids. Heatsexuals are on Roblox and Gacha Life/Club.

Person1: I-I think I'm coming out..
Person2: That's nice! I support you because you are valid. Sooo what is your sexuality?
Person1: Heatsexual! I-I'm i-in he-heat n-now. Wa-wanna help m- me out? UwU
Person2: LMFAO nvm I take it back. You need therapy.
Person1: B-but it's s-so good.
Person2: BEGONEEEE YOU DISGUSTING ABNOMINATION!! BEGONE!!!

by Plant_headed_human October 25, 2022

hepisexual

When a person identifies themselves as a male one day and a female the next. Theses kinds of people have both a penis and vagina and enjoy pleasuring them self in strange ways.

I'm a hepisexual and I've fucked up now.

A few months back when I was alone one night, I decided to shove my penis into my vagina and have sex with myself. I've now just tested and i'm accidentally pregnant. What do I do now?

by Hepisexual King November 15, 2017

Ceptasexual

One who gets turned on by looking at them self.

1) I'm a ceptasexual because I masturbate to myself in the mirror.

2) "I lay my mirror on my bed and dry hump it."
"oh you mean your a ceptasexual?"
"Yeah"
"Me too!! High five!"

by Donkey The Ceptasexual October 11, 2008

heptosexual

a plant screwing(doing, f'ing, etc...) weirdo <=

a heptosexual guy or girl ex: guy screwin a venus fly trap or a girl havin fun with a sea cucumber

by johnnie boi July 25, 2006

hectsexual

A person enjoying relations with boys, girls, plants, animals, inatimate objects, and aliens.

Chris was hectsexual.

by jewblack July 7, 2008

hentisexual

where you have a sexual orientation of anime 😼

“hey did that anime character is hot”
“wait bro are you hentisexual

by anonymous January 29, 2021