heisman

1. a direct and impersonal rejection of a sexual overture, pass, or advance.

2. a skillful dodging of an impending and usually negative engagement or interaction.

"She gave him the heisman when he smiled over his martini."

"I heismanned my boss yesterday when he approached me about those TPS coversheets and reports."

by Bretton Boyd December 28, 2003

Heisman Trophy

A trophy awarded to the best player in college football.

Jay Bergwanger won the first Heisman Trophy.

by Fifi McFeef January 11, 2008

heisman trophy

The heisman trophy is awarded to any man that gets rejected by multiple women in a night. It is called the heisman because that’s the pose a woman makes when pushing away from the awardee’s advances.

Damn, John sure did earn the heisman trophy tonight. He got shot down by 12 chics tonight.

by The mike smith December 29, 2020

Helismus

A cult for the famous ❤Helena❤. There is not a single person out there who is more beautiful, supporting or loving in the whole universe! People who follow this living legend are blessed with prettiness, knowledge and the abilty to help everybody through though times.

Why are they so nice to me, are they making fun of me?

No my uneducated friend, they are just a member of the Helismus!

by Saivor Flo April 11, 2022

Hallway Heisman

A maneuver usually performed by, but not limited to, a Skape, when traveling down a hallway with other people. Similar in posture to the famous Heisman Trophy, with the exception that instead of clutching a football to the stomach area, the individual performing the Hallway Heisman will grasp the small of their back, in a hunched over position. The Hallway Heisman is mainly used to ward of approaching people, so as not to be bumped into due to a "back injury".

As soon as the Skape saw the Human Resources person coming, she suddenly stopped running and got into a Hallway Heisman position.

by Krakky McKraken November 11, 2008

the heisman

The Best new dance craze look it up. The Heisman. "do the Heisman on that ho"

Move to left, move to the right...do the heisman on that ho

by QTpi1212 January 4, 2007

Hallway Heisman

A maneuver usually performed by, but not limited to, a Skape, when traveling down a hallway with other people. Similar in posture to the famous Heisman Trophy, with the exception that instead of clutching a football to the stomach area, the individual performing the Hallway Heisman will grasp the small of their back, in a hunched over position. The Hallway Heisman is mainly used to ward off approaching people, so as not to be bumped into due to a "back injury".

As soon as the Skape saw the Human Resources person coming, she suddenly stopped running and assumed a Hallway Heisman position.

by Krakky McKraken November 15, 2006