Hartman disease

An illness that befalls among horny teenagers when they haven't gotten any action in awhile; feels like everyone you see you want to hook up with them.

I can't believe I hooked up with that girl...she's so ugly! I must have Hartman disease.

by unnamed February 4, 2004

Reed Hartman

Likes sleeping bags and hot lunch with men. He likes taking it in the ass by his girlfriend with a penis.

Ryan and Blake gave Reed a hot lunch.

by Reed is a douche. February 2, 2005

Heartmonger

A Diehard Fan of the Rock Group Heart.

At the last Heart concert I made friends with another Heartmonger.

by ONEWORD February 9, 2004

max hartman

A really hot person

Max Hartman is so hot omfg I wish I looked like that

by badb111 February 9, 2021

Butch Hartman

One of the best cartoonest every to pick up a pencil! Creater of Nick's Fairly Odd Parents and Danny Phantom, both of which have had very high ratings...

Butch Hartman is one cool cat.

by KTisME July 16, 2008

Hartmann Hook

The word used to describe the action of a son striking his mother with a swift cross to the jaw.

Tom was choking out his little brother Tyler for eating all the chocolates from the Advent calendar on December 1st and for clogging up the toilet with a beast of a shit, and his mother Denise saw what was going on and started yelling at Tom in a raspy smokers voice, and threatened to take his car away, this did not make Tom happy so he threw her the ole Hartmann Hook, bringing her to her rightful place (on her knees.)

by George, Alex, Brendan December 14, 2008

Heartmasuki

Heartmasuki, a Tiktoker a good one, just sucks at math. Bye! From- c2flow

Heartmasuki is a weird tiktoker!

by Heartmasuki November 28, 2021