by ingridclifford1995 March 30, 2016
Get the headlines headlines fuck it man mug.He is the waffle, He invented the waffle, He is a waffle, and One of the few waffle masters sent by the angels from heaven. He is the meaning of life and your savior.
His hearlines is a gift sent by the Hear Gods.
His hearlines is a gift sent by the Hear Gods.
servant 1:"Master Waffeler Yousef Hearlines", Oh no it's a terrible sight.
Master Yousef: What is it my subject?
servant 1:I'ts... it's your HEARLINE...
Master Yousef: What is it my subject?
servant 1:I'ts... it's your HEARLINE...
by dulle0987 February 2, 2022
Get the Master Waffeler Yousef Hearlines mug.1. A state of confusion, dizziness, or slight vertigo often after a acutely traumatic event.
2. Alcohol intoxication.
3. Bluntness, lacking tact, and stubborn.
2. Alcohol intoxication.
3. Bluntness, lacking tact, and stubborn.
by Shik February 3, 2005
Get the headiness mug.n. A male/female who looks at everything below the head of prospective mates/sex partners to determine attractiveness. The products of a sex-crazed society.
Knobber: Hey bras, check it. Look at the rack on that hobag.
Stan: Dude, her face looks like dog meat.
Knobber: Man, I ain't interested in her for her face. Ouch!! SSsssss.
Stan: Fucking headliner.
Stan: Dude, her face looks like dog meat.
Knobber: Man, I ain't interested in her for her face. Ouch!! SSsssss.
Stan: Fucking headliner.
by Elbowwalker October 4, 2005
Get the Headliner mug.A crazy person that’s in their 40’s that likes to stalk young men if you ever come across a “headliner” stay away from that person
by lolibicccc September 2, 2019
Get the Headliner mug.Headiness was first used in the long forgotten burroughs of western Antarctica where a group of delusional linguists were exiled after the great schism known today simply as Lingua Terminato. After the seventeenth century revolt, the purveyors of proper English beat the group known solely as the Blah Blahs, in a hard fought battle on the open plains of interpretative language. The Blah Blahs fought long and hard to maintain the ability to make up retarded words and use them in everyday language in hopes that the dotterels of society would hear these words used on t.v., believe they were actual words, and proceed to propagate their words amongst the uneducated and neurologically challenged. Then after years of constant build-up, this language would be used as secret code in order to overthrow the nations of proper English, the strategy being that their battle plans would be undecipherable to those of normal intelligence. After coming into power they would then build a society on the foundation of ignorance and live in perceived bliss for their remaining days.
by ryan February 3, 2005
Get the headiness mug.An individual who only reads the headlines when gathering news on various media and social media outlets.
Having only read the headline, and without the full context of the article, the headliner continues to regurgitate misinformation, and the subsequent creation of “fake news”.
by Gord59 March 2, 2020
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