Man I am so full of affection right now and I know the girlfriend had a crappy day at work. I'll cheer her up with some sensual healing tonight.
by elBlandie March 9, 2011
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It'll be sold to you as an opportunity to state your case, but in reality the outcome will have been decided weeks before you go to the meeting.
You are strongly advised to take appropriate action and treat the hearing with the scorn and derision it deserves.
It'll be sold to you as an opportunity to state your case, but in reality the outcome will have been decided weeks before you go to the meeting.
You are strongly advised to take appropriate action and treat the hearing with the scorn and derision it deserves.
HR Manager:
We investegated our concerns that you'd been sleeping with our new secretary in the stationery cupboard and found grounds to convene a disciplinary hearing. Do you have anything to say?
Employee:
Man, she was a Brett Hart - the best there was, the best there is and the best there ever will be.
HR Manager:
I don't think you realise the seriousness of the allegations against you. I'd suggest you reconsider your comments.
Employee:
Do you think there's enough room to fit a four poster bed in there?
The floor's uncomfortable.
HR Manager escorts employee off the premises.
Manager:
Do you think he knew he was screwed before the meeting?
HR Manager:
Sounds like he was well screwed. That secretary looks like a dirty slut. I'm already looking forward to 'discipling' her.
We investegated our concerns that you'd been sleeping with our new secretary in the stationery cupboard and found grounds to convene a disciplinary hearing. Do you have anything to say?
Employee:
Man, she was a Brett Hart - the best there was, the best there is and the best there ever will be.
HR Manager:
I don't think you realise the seriousness of the allegations against you. I'd suggest you reconsider your comments.
Employee:
Do you think there's enough room to fit a four poster bed in there?
The floor's uncomfortable.
HR Manager escorts employee off the premises.
Manager:
Do you think he knew he was screwed before the meeting?
HR Manager:
Sounds like he was well screwed. That secretary looks like a dirty slut. I'm already looking forward to 'discipling' her.
by HR_Advisory March 22, 2011
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by Trashley Z. September 30, 2013
Get the dick dry heaving mug.Bro we really need to find a shitter! I've been Turtle Heading for the last 20 minutes! If I don't get there soon Mr. Hankey is gonna come visit.
by RoyalTokes July 7, 2018
Get the Turtle Heading mug.A trope common to romance novels and fanfiction, in which all of the hero/ine's problems are solved by contact with their One True Love's penis. Particularly egregious when the problem being "solved" is trauma from rape or sexual assault.
"That story looked like it was going to have a realistic account of Jack's issues after being tortured, and then they all got handwaved away after one application of Ianto's Healing Cock."
by Pascentia January 24, 2010
Get the healing cock mug.(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap
Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."
by Don de Mookster March 4, 2009
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*bell rings*
Eminem: When is the bell going to ring?
Person: Didn’t you hear is ring?
Eminem: I know, I can’t believe it is spring.
People: She has bad hearing
Eminem: When is the bell going to ring?
Person: Didn’t you hear is ring?
Eminem: I know, I can’t believe it is spring.
People: She has bad hearing
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