Haywood

A British synonym for Hell.

"You go Haywood?"
"Ye on a daily fuckin basis mate. It's a shit hole."

by RoseDeWittBukater March 16, 2019

Haywood

An noun that shows that someone is not studying

He is being a haywood

by The real YJ September 7, 2022

Haywooding

Haywooding is when someone gets the wood, so good, that they refer to it being as good as Haywooding!

Omg, he gave me the wood so good last night. I was railed. I got a right good Haywooding.

by TheHaywoodOne January 10, 2023

Haywood

Keying a car

He got fired so did a haywood in the car park

by Bashw321 January 13, 2023

Haywood

Small Dick Energy

That motherfucker has Haywood

by SDD82 June 25, 2023

Haywood

A person with a small dick who acts a fool and has small dick energy.

Craig in work is always taking over the conversation, creeping out the lady’s with his Haywood.

by SDD82 June 25, 2023

hapgood

one who has tiny genitals and hurts others to feel superior

When you belittle me and laugh you’re so hapgood.

by Suzini February 17, 2024