Samuel Hayden

A Character from the Doom Universe known for giving you things to help you on your journey... or trying to stop you from blowing a hole on the surface of mars and failing miserably

Samuel Hayden: You can't just blow a hole on the surface of mars...

*not even 30 minutes later,

A Marine operating on Phobos: Well minutes ago, the slayer proceeded to take my rifle, then I heard someone running past me, next thing I know is that there's a hole one the surface of mars...

by Owl Man May 9, 2020

hayden bellotti

a kid who dedicates all his time to snapchat.
when i say all his time to snapchat, i really mean it

THIS KID IS SO DEDICATED
OML hayden bellotti won't stop responding

his snapchat score goes up 3k a day!

by SWIMMINNINJA June 5, 2018

Hayden Park Hiram

A place where one goes to get anal or vaginal penetration in a non consensual manner. One can expect violent as well as extreme anal hemorrhaging, as well as vaginal blisters(for men it is within the urethra)or most it is a place one would usually associate with discomfort and distress/displeasure, but for a handful it is the place of hopes and dreams.

Hayden Tsoi: wanna come down to my crib, the Hayden Park Hiram
My nigga Rocky: nah my nigga I'm good
Hayden Tsoi: are you sure? I'm sure you will have a good time
My nigga Rocky: nah nigga thats the place where people go to get that next cock and ball torture n shit

by Swichtwarrior May 21, 2019

Hayden's Ass

A giant ass like so big. He himself describes it as squishy.

Guy 1 : wow look at Hayden's Ass.
Guy 2 : wow thats so big.

by Gay_Priest June 20, 2021

hayden (girl)

Hayden (girl) is the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet, she’s smart, kind, funny, will be lucky to have her as a girlfriend.she is very sexy has a nice body.

Hayden (girl) is very kind thoughtful it also is another word for sexy hot chick.

by THE MYSTERIOUS PERSON November 29, 2019

haydenaholic

Someone who would do anything to get a piece of Hayden.

Holy shit you broke into his house? Fucking haydenaholic.

by nubrandom May 2, 2005

Haydn

the most amazing guy you will ever meet, the sort you only realize how much he means to you when he;s not there. A guy that makes you feel "ohh" so happy, and is quite funny too. He's always looks impeccable.

The guy every girl wants.

The guy every other guy wants to be.

Haydn's across the globe.

hotsweetwittypersistent

by australiandreamer December 14, 2010