Haymaker

a politically correct way to say queer

That Ian sure does like the haymakers

by jshaw December 18, 2010

Haymaker

What uncle will do to you... If you ask nicely... or are just a hot lady who bends over.

Damn! I can't walk straight. Uncle got me with a Haymaker lastnight... I think I need a wheelchair.

by Uncle Salami June 29, 2009

Harvard Haymaker

This is a time-honored tradition among the Harvard frat houses. Find a bitch who doesn't swallow and get her super wasted. Convince her to blow you and just before you cum in her mouth, simultaneously punch the side of her head as hard as you can and push your dick down her throat as you cum. That should be some of the best head you'll ever get.

Geoffrey S. Lansbury, IV: "Oh my, Jeremy, the other night at Kappa Kappa Kappa a young female was giving me some *special attention* if you know what I mean and I gave her the good ol' Harvard Haymaker"
Jeremy F. Bathingstoke, V: "Gee, Geoffrey, what an eventful night! Golly, I wish I could find me a gal like that"

by P3RV-E November 10, 2014

haymaker

An exceptionally loud, resounding fart.

BOOM, he let one go, a first rate haymaker.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

The Haymaker

The Haymaker is a two part combination in which a devastating blow to the ribs is followed by the merciless and powerful donkey punch leaving the girl unconscious.

"Dude, I was doing her from behind, gave her the Haymaker and she fell off the side of the bed, unconscious."

by Indiana Pwnzz October 3, 2008

Randy Haymaker

Following out the act made by character Randy Marsh from Southpark in season 15, eps 4.

Example:
You get so mad at somthing or someone you feel the need to yell out jibberish before you attack

'Southpark quote'
Randy opens door and shouts: Vout den mor geerrr (or some sort of russian i dont know)
and follows up by a very violent Haymaker

Person 1: God what happened to you?

Person 2: i was singing justin bieber in the park and some guy ran at me screaming gibberish and gave me a Randy Haymaker

Person 1: nice

by Fishylilme October 30, 2011

Lesbian Haymaker

A Lesbian Haymaker is when one girl winds up and punches another girl in the cooter, snatch, snizzy.

Last night this girl gave me a lesbian Haymaker and now I can't walk.

by Faeries Princess March 18, 2017