This is a time-honored tradition among the Harvard frat houses. Find a bitch who doesn't swallow and get her super wasted. Convince her to blow you and just before you cum in her mouth, simultaneously punch the side of her head as hard as you can and push your dick down her throat as you cum. That should be some of the best head you'll ever get.
Geoffrey S. Lansbury, IV: "Oh my, Jeremy, the other night at Kappa Kappa Kappa a young female was giving me some *special attention* if you know what I mean and I gave her the good ol' Harvard Haymaker"
Jeremy F. Bathingstoke, V: "Gee, Geoffrey, what an eventful night! Golly, I wish I could find me a gal like that"
Jeremy F. Bathingstoke, V: "Gee, Geoffrey, what an eventful night! Golly, I wish I could find me a gal like that"
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A homosexual farm worker. This term is also used to describe a highschool, where said farm workers often get there "edumacation". Also see san benito or hollister
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Get the Haybaler mug.The Haymaker is a two part combination in which a devastating blow to the ribs is followed by the merciless and powerful donkey punch leaving the girl unconscious.
"Dude, I was doing her from behind, gave her the Haymaker and she fell off the side of the bed, unconscious."
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You get so mad at somthing or someone you feel the need to yell out jibberish before you attack
'Southpark quote'
Randy opens door and shouts: Vout den mor geerrr (or some sort of russian i dont know)
and follows up by a very violent Haymaker
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You get so mad at somthing or someone you feel the need to yell out jibberish before you attack
'Southpark quote'
Randy opens door and shouts: Vout den mor geerrr (or some sort of russian i dont know)
and follows up by a very violent Haymaker
Person 1: God what happened to you?
Person 2: i was singing justin bieber in the park and some guy ran at me screaming gibberish and gave me a Randy Haymaker
Person 1: nice
Person 2: i was singing justin bieber in the park and some guy ran at me screaming gibberish and gave me a Randy Haymaker
Person 1: nice
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