husband-haver

a homosexual, someone who likes men

Bob - "That new kid vinny is gay."
Bill- "Yeah, he's such a husband-haver."

by Jert March 12, 2008

HERP HAVER

Someone who is loose sexually and may or may not have genital herpes. Very usful in the fine art of cock blocking.

(guy friend is talking to pretty girl as u walk up). Hey Herp haver its your turn to shoot darts.

by jefffury December 13, 2007

wive_haver

wive_haver is a very sexy tiktoker that is hotter than you they post dream smp content and they are super cool

"hey! have you seen wive_haver's new tiktok?"

by gnfstits July 15, 2021

Ball Less Mush Haver

These are people that for some reason did something to deserve themselves getting strapped to a chair with no bottom and getting the shit beat out of thier balls until they are reduced to worthless mush. Much like what happened to James Bond in Casino Royale, except these people are nothing like James Bond, because instead of taking it like a man like Bond did, these people cry and bitch and moan like whiny little bitches.

Nick 1 "Dude did you hear what happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Nick 2 "No what?"
Tony "Dude you didnt hear? He got his balls mashed while he sat in a bottomless chair and bitched and moaned like a whiny bitch!"
Nick 2 " That Ball Less Mush Haver"

by The Tenacious T-Bagger September 26, 2009

cock haver

The stereotypical man-perv.

A walking hard on.

Ian stop being such a cock haver.

by nick575657 December 27, 2007

Back Haver

An individual that looks out for their peers well being and reputations and will defend his or her friends at the cost of being alienated by others.

Jesse was not being a back haver today when he was talking shit behind my back!

by Krizzie & Jrizzie December 30, 2010

Women haver

Being so sexy to the point where you have many women.

Non-Women haver: Hey man, wanna play a video game?
Women haver: Nah, i have many women, i'm too busy to play a video game.

by MrWomenHaver April 25, 2021