Tinfoil Hatter

Tinfoil Hatter is a normally derogatory nickname for a conspiracy theory buff, as the stereotypical image of one usually includes a tinfoil hat worn on the head to block out the mind control waves or chemtrails.

Did you hear that Ryan got coded at school for wearing a tinfoil hat around class?
Dang, I knew he was paranoid, but not that much of a tinfoil hatter!

by sebacostamr November 23, 2018

brown hatter

A bottsman. With shit on his helmet.

"You comin' out with us down Brighton tonight?"

"Fuck off, you brown hatter! I know what you lot do on a night out!"

by Baron Of Stuff December 3, 2007

mad hatter

LSD reference from Alice in Wonderland.

"...back to back hits of that Mad Hatter magic."
"Spiders in the mattress, paisley sunglasses, dialated eyes green, Ice grill that could burn through your Picture-in-picture widescreen.
Poison late late show starring Aes Aesop Rock and his jigsaw face."

by bigshady September 3, 2006

brown hatter

Fudge Packer

Self confessed player of the pink Obow

by simon August 23, 2003

brown hatter

When the hat of your penis is brown, you are a brown hatter.

Also a kind of flower.

I went to the garden show and saw lots of brown hatters lying in a (flower) bed

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 26, 2004

brown hatter

A semen demon.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

black hatter

n. person. Orthodox Jew who wears traditional black hat, black coat, black trousers, black tie, beard and curls. Often seen walking on the Sabbath to and from synagogue. Never deviates from the required ensemble.

Man look at that crazy black hatter. It's 90 degrees out here and that mutha fucka is dressed like it's January.

by LDY January 4, 2008