hafish

a person who is half of a fish.

hes a hafish

by _)_)_)__ June 17, 2018

Hagfish

1. A jawless, slimy, bottom-dwelling fish that preys on dead animals by burrowing inside of them and eating out their insides.

2. A jawless, slimy-looking cock that eats women from the inside out.

1. Whoa, dude, i was just watching the discovery channel episode on hagfish. Those things are fucking creepy, man!

2. Jonny just ate Mary out with his hagfish again.

by Birdmaster300 May 6, 2009

Hatfishing

Hatfishing is a practice where a man purposely deceives a potential romantic partner by wearing a hat on every date to hide his rapidly receding hairline.

"She went on dozens of dates with Tom before it occurred to her that she had never seen him without his Ducati hat on. Her friends were right - he was hatfishing her."

by Tzensant June 12, 2020

hattish

Paranoid, conspiracy-theory; thus more generally: crazy, stupid. Short for "tinfoil-hattish". Also "hat".

"That post is just too hattish."

by blehh January 3, 2008

scandinavian hagfish

A mother in-law that is scandinavian. ( from Sweden, Finland , Iceland, Denmark and Norway

Man my mother in-law is a Scandinavian hagfish

by Anime280 February 22, 2017

Hatisha

A name you could use on your fake ID.

'Maaan, I don't know what name to put on this fake ID'
'How about Hatisha?'
'Yeah, awesome!'

by I'm a Pseudonym March 21, 2010

Hatfishing

When a guy (or girl) wears a hat to hide a lack of hair or receding hairline thus upping their perceived attractiveness.

Wow! He went from a 7 to a 4 as soon as he took his hat off. Was he hatfishing? I feel like I’ve been hatfished.

by WiseGuy42 August 19, 2021