Hashtag Douche Bag

Someone who uses Twitter obsessively and is a complete Douche about it. Someones whos tweets are consistently boring and pointless or self evaluating

Did you see Roman's last tweet? 'Roman just left the gym. Benchpressed 250. New Record! Gonna go break some hearts at the club now' That guy is such a Hashtag Douche bag

by Dannyf11 May 17, 2011

Hathanksmas

The combination of Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas into one holiday. This is generally most obvious in large stores in the US where you can find all three holiday's decorations in the same isle a month before the first one has even occured.

Happy Hathanksmas! Let's put on some costumes so we can go sing carols while the turkey cooks.

by Pink Paprika September 25, 2011

Hashtag-Imbecile

A person who hashtags words or phrases that are extremely irrelevant to the post. Making them annoying as fuck.

Tom: Have you seen Patrick's picture of his cat?

Patrick's Instagram: Picture of his cat on a couch.
#Chevrolet #coffee #chair

Eric: Yes I have. But what do his hashtags have to do with his cat?

Tom: I don't know. He's a hashtag-imbecile.

by Elma Montt November 5, 2013

Hashafashasha

The action of rolling hot food in your mouth until it is cool enough to chew.

Etymology: Derived from the sound one makes while performing this action.

Russell: Do y'all blow on your food when it's hot or do you hashafashasha til you can chew it?

Vibalent: I blow on it but underestimate how hot it is and hashafashasha away

by Diriector_Doc November 17, 2019

hana haytham

a girl that’s gone insanse to the point she thinks a zombie apocalypse will happen

oh look it’s hana haytham!

by a friend of hana haytham November 11, 2019

hasta

Bye; see you later; adios.

I'm leaving now, hasta.

by xasdfx September 1, 2003

Jane Hathaway

A sexual act in which a woman has an orgasm on a mans chest.

Dude, swear to God, she gave me a Jane Hathaway right on my chest.

- Office Coworker in Archer

by Acidick June 12, 2016