hasselhoff

/HA sel hof/ verb, intransitive

to slip and fall down badly while shaving or (more broadly) in the bathroom

Origin: the term comes from a surname of a celebrity whose unfortunate accident resulted in many comments on the internet. It is not clear, however, where and who used it first.

Just don't hasselhoff!
God, what happened to you? I hasselhoffed.

by Pawel R July 12, 2006

Hasselhoff

Sponge bobs hairy friend who is also a babe!

fuck u david hasselhoff!

by Alexandra April 2, 2005

hasselhoff

The reason why Jekyll and Hyde is no longer on Broadway. Opposite of awesome

search it on youtube, try hasselhoff/jekyll and hyde something is bound to turn up.

by idonothaveaname March 24, 2008

Hasselhoff

To eat or be eaten in a very messy way in the (bathroom) floor.

Man, don't go in there! I just saw Pam getting Hasselhoffed by some random guy in a sombrero.

by Ashley Smashley October 5, 2010

Hasselhoff Rich

one who has taken being rich to a whole new level. Rich beyond comprehension. Syndication around the world rich

There is rich and then there is HASSELHOFF RICH!!

Martha Stewart is rich but she is not Hasselhoff Rich

by Melody P. November 26, 2006

Hasselhoff Hair

The hairs on Blake's beautiful head. Luscious locks. Just enough to twist with your fingers and make him relaxed. It definitely looks like Hasselhoff hair.

You don't need a haircut. You have Hasselhoff hair.

by VindictiveAngel February 5, 2023

Hasselhoff Patch

An area of thick chest hair that is visible on a man when he is wearing a collared shirt that is not completely buttoned. Named after former Baywatch star David Hasselhoff and his well-known chest hair.

Beth: "Mike, I can see your Hasselhoff Patch!"
Mike: "Oh no - I better put on another shirt."

Jenny: "Tony, did you try shaving your Hasselhoff Patch?"
Tony: "I didn't, but that may be a good idea!"

by Murphy Somerset February 14, 2010