Horny Harpoon

A guy that seems to relish exclusively boning fatso's, meaning his Johnson acquires the taste for the Larger Lass

"Jesus Christ, look at Dave, he's going after that blob over there; what's his deal?"
"Have you not seen his last 5 girlfriends, all Duece and a Halves. He got one Horny Harpoon"

by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018

Harpoon

To make love with an extremely overweight person(s) by entering her body.... just about anywhere you could find:
Dimples, rolls, clefts, jowls, over hang... well you get the idea.

Dude the whaler harpooned her in the shoulder.
I know... probably couldn't find her vagina.

by Mutumbo Boo (DADA) August 24, 2006

harpoon

For seamen the call of "Harpoon!" is a call of distress when a particularly dangerous sea monster is approaching their vessel. In modern culture this is used by young males to communicate their concern for an inebriated friend being attracted to a morbidly obese or outrageously unattractive female or transvestite.

Travis: "Yo Aaron check out that chick Rick is dancing with."
Aaron: "Oh shit! Harpoon! Harpoon!"

by NINJAAAAA April 23, 2009

man the harpoons

This phrase is also used exclaimed whenever a fat chick walks into the internets.

*op posts fat chick* "hay guise this is my gf. does u lieks her?

everyone: MAN THE HARPOONS

by killer of lulz February 23, 2009

harpoon the whale

To have sex with a fat girl. Sometimes they are sweaty but always have blubber and a blow hole. Fat girls are just so grateful.

Jesus, did Nik harpoon the whale last night. She was so fat after he shot his bolt he had to roll over twice to get off her.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

harpooned

It means the exact same as pwn3d, but you add the har- for emphasis and ownage..

Wow, you just got beat up by a fat kid.. You got harpooned.

by Christ101 April 27, 2010

poon harpoon

Penis. Literally means a harpoon used to stab vaginas or "poon-tang".

"Man, my poon harpoon is so hard and ready... I'm about to spunk!"

by Liam Wallbanger May 16, 2006