marooning

The stage after browning when a woman's blob juice infuses with the stale stagnant brown crust of the anus, resulting in a sloppy rich maroon coloured splendour between the snatch and crack (formally known as humber bridge).

Not the best day for Tilly to do a marathon, she had been marooning since her period last May.

Rodger: "Finally got Kitty back to mine last night... got more than I bargained for"
Malcom: "No way man! Can't believe she marooned!"

Mundy: "How was the Destiny's Child concert last night?"
Pete: "Was so good Munds, I got so close, I could almost taste Beyonce's maroon."

by T.Stainz April 30, 2013

Harpooning

It's when you go out to the bars with the intent to bring home a women that resembles a whale. Usually you are in a drunk state of mind or you might just be into big women. In any case get out that harpoon and nab yourself a fatty.

Tonight is going to be a great night I'm going harpooning downtown.

by Joseph horn October 5, 2009

Harmonigga

The type of harmonica a black or uneducated person (i.e. homeless person) plays expecting pay for the shit they compose.

1. Damn, foo, you sho can play dat harmonigga!

2. Stop playing that harmonigga, you suck.

by A-Dawg1995 April 26, 2011

Harpooning

A game played at a nightclub where a group of guys competes to pick up the biggest girl at the bar

While doing some Whale Watching and harpooning at the club with the boys, I set my eyes on the prize:

Get your harpoons out boys, I’m about to land a 600 pounder

by Denna123 January 15, 2022

Harboring a Groundhog

When you're on the edge of taking a dump and a little pokes out but then slips back in.

I can't sit still in class, I'm on the verge of Harboring a Groundhog in my jean shorts.

by MASONBEAR February 5, 2015

Lily the hardning witch

A stick like creature that likes witch craft and is a total bitch to anyone that does anything to offend it. You should be careful when near a lily the hardning witch because it will go after you while also sending it's pack of weird witches. A lily the hardning witch is annoying especially when dating because they will be clingy to you 24/7 even if you have something important. Example: "What's that? Your dad is in a critical condition in the hospital? Well idgaf I'm still and you never replied to my dms, anyways, give me attention." Hence, you should never date a creature such as this and if you do so and want to dump it then you should do it carefully or else it and it's wild pack of witches will spam hurtful dms wishing you are harmed.

My mind and life has been at ease ever since i dumped lily the hardning witch.

by OctoChupapi April 7, 2023

Harboring a Fugitive

(Verb)
Holding in a bowel movement, in an attempt to reach a restroom.

"Pull over as soon as you can b! I am harboring a fugitive."
or
"I'm harboring a fugitive so hard, there's about to be an escaped convict up in here."

by Dutch Hawkins June 23, 2009